The little woman

[Guest MOLLY]

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff

one - just had another fight with the little woman."

 

Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

 

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

 

"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

 

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit!"

 

MOLL

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NICE ONE! Molly.

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lmao,heres one for ya.

The Rabbi's Lesson

 

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.

 

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

 

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

 

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

 

"Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

 

Once again they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

 

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see that, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

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Cant wait to get into work on Tuesday and tell all the guys these ones All I usually get to hear are Jethro Jokes