Guest SJM Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walked by and asked him what was wrong. Through his tears the old man answered, "I'm in love with a 25 year old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asked the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles the man answered: "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, I pop a couple of Viagra and we make love...At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then, at supper time, and all night long, we make love." The man broke down, no longer able to speak. The young man put his arm around the old man. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship! Why are you crying?" The senile old man answered, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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