Guest bullterrier Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 3 men die on Xmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "You must have something on you that represents Xmas." The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle, St Peter lets him pass. Welshman pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says they are bells, St Peter lets him pass. The Irish man pulls out his 10 inch cock and St Peter says "How does that represent Xmas?' Paddy says "It's a f***ing cracker isn't it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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