Guest bullterrier Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 A womans in Court for shoplifting, she's found guilty of stealing a tin of Pineapple slices. The Judge asked her, "How many slices of Pineapple were in the tin ??" "Six" the woman replies "Right, i'm sending you to prison for 6 days, one day for each slice" The womans husband then asks "Could I just say something your honour" "Of course you can" says the Judge "Well" says the husband, "She also stole a Large tin of peas !!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 A womans in Court for shoplifting, she's found guilty of stealing a tin of Pineapple slices. The Judge asked her, "How many slices of Pineapple were in the tin ??" "Six" the woman replies "Right, i'm sending you to prison for 6 days, one day for each slice" The womans husband then asks "Could I just say something your honour" "Of course you can" says the Judge "Well" says the husband, "She also stole a Large tin of peas !!!" cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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