wboulter 3 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 ASYLUM TODAYS PROGAM FEATURES ANOTHER CHANCE TO TAKE PART INEXCITING COMPETITION HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE we,ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes courtesy of our sponsor THE BRITISH TAXPAYER and dont forget we,re now fastest growing game on the planet anyone can play provided thay dont already hold a valid british passport and you only need to speak one of word english ASLYUM prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation cash benefits starting at £180 a weekand achance to earn thousands more begging mugging burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights this competiton is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines ferry copanies or eurostar NO APPLICATION EVER REFUSED reasonable or unreasonable all you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password ASLYUM a few years ago 140 members of taliban family from afghanistan were flown goat class from kabul to our international gateway at stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in fabulous four star hilton hotel thay joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over britan our most popular destinstions also include the white cliffs of dover the world famous toddington servies area in historic befordshire if you still dont unstand the rules dont for get theres no need to phone a freind or ask the audience just aply for legal aid hunderds of lawyers social workers and counsellors are waiting to help for FREE it wont cost you a penny an it could change your life forever SO PLAY TO DAY IRAQI TERRORIST AFGHAN DISSIDENTS ALBAIAN GANGSTERS PRO-PINOCHET ACTIVISTS ANTI-PINOCHET ACTIVISTS KOSOVAN DRUG-SMUGGLERS TAMIL TIGERS BOGUS BOSNIANS RWANDAN MASS MURDERS SOMALI GUERRILLAS.... THE LIST IS ENDLESS everyone is welcome including all your family COME ON DOWN get along to the airport get long to the lorry park also the ferry terminal DONT STOP IN GERMANY OR FRANCE all Europeans countries will willingiy speed you on your way come stright to BRITAIN and you are GUARANTEED to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth EVERYONES A WINNER WHEN THEYPLAY ASYLUM THANKS TO THE BRITISH TAXPAYER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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