broomer 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Entries in a dog's diary: 7am - oh boy! a walk! my favourite! 8am - oh boy! dog food! my favourite! 9am - oh boy! the kids! my favourite! noon - oh boy! the yard! my favourite! 2pm - oh boy! a car ride! my favourite! 3pm - oh boy! the kids! my favourite! 4pm - oh boy! playing ball! my favourite! 6pm - oh boy! welcome home mum! my favourite! 7pm - oh boy! welcome home dad! my favourite! 8pm - oh boy! dog food! my favourite! 9pm - oh boy! tummy rubs on the couch! my favourite! 11pm - oh boy! sleeping in my people's bed! my favourite! Entries in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity.... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little danging objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. Must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmm not working according to the plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.... The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. She speaks with them regularly. I am certain she reports my every move. Due to her current placement in the metal container her safety is assured but I can wait; it is only a matter of time.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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