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  1. feathered friend

    header from naismithimfit... made by rangers, scored by rangers, scotland beat lol

  2. feathered friend

    ahem, incase you haven't noticed, its foxy who is the one in my pad........ and.... 3's a f****n crowd!!!

  3. feathered friend

    f**k me, what is that smell in here???

  4. feathered friend

    foxy...... put the spoon away... so foxy, howz things? Just ignore fat-lab

  5. feathered friend

    You know fine well i only get a shot on here when she is watching re-runs of danny dyer..

  6. feathered friend

    how is it so sad? if that animal could talk it would be saying...... shoot me forfucksake

  7. feathered friend

    that dogs got more chins than a chinese directory....

  8. feathered friend

    If you sold the lab by its weight a tenner a pound, aye, the euro money would only but you its arse!!!

  9. feathered friend

    that lab looks like it wants put out its misery!! a leg shagger if ever I saw one...

  10. feathered friend

    Your so ugly, when you were born, the midwife slapped both your parents!!!

  11. feathered friend

    smells of donkey shit in here???

  12. feathered friend

    I said to the mrs, when I die, I'm gonna leave everything to you!!! She said, you already do you fat lazy c**t!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      A woman brought her recently cremated husband back in the urn and tipped the ashes on the table. She looked at the little pile and said "Heres that blowjob you were always wanting!!"

  13. feathered friend

    Hark at you...You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears run down the back of your head because they don’t want to touch your face.

  14. feathered friend

    My wife said that my penis resembled a tic tac..... ohh yeah I replied, how come your sister still has bad breath!!!

    1. mogy24

      mogy24

      ha ha ha lol good joke m8t keep em comeing

  15. feathered friend

    you mad? Life is too short to behave.

  16. feathered friend

    I thought that....... my jokes are ok, not a patch on my wonderful good looks...

  17. feathered friend

    close, its ma baw

  18. feathered friend

    someones just thrown a big lump of cheese at me..... I thought to myself, thats not very mature!!!

    1. FoxyWarrior

      FoxyWarrior

      lol, very entertaining.

       

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Boy sees a sign in a shop window....Cheese sandwich a £1, handjobs £10 pounds. A gorgeous blonde girl is behind the counter and he asks if she is the 1 who gives the handjobs? She says "Yes!"

      He says "Well go wash your hands ya dirty bitch then make me a cheese sandwich!!!"

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