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  1. I was driving past a field today when i saw a scarecrow trying ho have a wank......I thought to myself 'that poor b*****d's just clutching at straws!

  2. I was driving past a field today when i saw a scarecrow trying ho have a wank......I thought to myself 'that poor b*****d's just clutching at straws!

    1. turnerboi

      turnerboi

      please drifter 1 iv gone on a diat and every thing so i look more like u< il even smash out my to front teath to match urs ??!!!

       

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  3. I was driving past a field today when i saw a scarecrow trying ho have a wank......I thought to myself 'that poor b*****d's just clutching at straws!

    1. turnerboi

      turnerboi

      can i please have a promoshen this season bud to cheef bak fill sted of boot clener???? please please please il do [bANNED TEXT] eva u wont swollow the lot !!!

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  4. My f*****g neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, Can you believe that 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums!

  5. My f*****g neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning, Can you believe that 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums!

    1. turnerboi

      turnerboi

      is it true that last time u went diggin u singlal handedly dug 10 ft with ur bare hans an bit the dog fox 2 deth?????? Ledgened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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