extremely centeral

Think you better read this,before you start hanging things outta your pockets mate.... Red right pocket will get him sorted... them's the choices you have to make to be a man Good luck ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sorry, i recently watched crips n bloods made in america, bloody good docu. so i was moss deff not thinking about battyboy banter fag flags!, (if ive offended neone, tough titty, life wasnt ment to be easy!) thanks for that tho might use this at a later date (not for me ofcourse....)

so as to avoid wetting myself and becoming the oldest victim of a paedophile beach c*nt, i think i might just break into his 'hut' tonight. which is kinda funny as tomorrow my brother (attorney at law) - sounded better in my head... is ganna sit near the douch n paper his arse the second he starts yellin at me. new question tho, do i wear the beach flag as a cape tomorrow or just have it sticking outta my pocket like the gangsta im not? (i think i'll keep it on me just encase i do have to wet myself n i need cloth to wipe.... thanks for your help tho he he staged rape, gotta laugh

i didnt say i would, i said he should ahah dont tease me, ive got enough time on my hands to plan such assaults, right down to the blanket party in his own bed

some over-zealous beach warden keeps threatening to call the 'other wardens' to come and impound my dog for walking on the beach about 100yard from my house, which every tom dick n harry in this town take their dogs to walk. I've come to the realisation that he only threatens me because im 22 and look about 12 lol, ive tryed to be polite and abide by his rules, but i think now hes just giving me grief due to some inbred quality generally found with local council workers. i honestly dont know what to do, ive tryed playing it his way, but now he just resorts to snide threats, i think i shoul