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  1. Took the wife to a disco last weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it the large, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. My wife said "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and i turned him down. i said "Looks like he's still f*****g celebrating!!!"

  2. Winehouse.....Cobain....Joplin.....Hendrix....Morrison....all died at 27. Does anyone know how f*****g old those Jedward twins are.?

  3. My senile mate keeps knocking on his own front door then goes round the back to answer his own knocks. I dont think he knows what he is letting himself in for!!!

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      Class... <pmsl>

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