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  1. £50 Dog Kennal/run

    in Miscellaneous

    Posted

    Hi I have for sale is a 14ft long by 8ft wide by 7ft hight dog Kennal / run it's in good condition needs to go ASAP and needs to be taken down I just want it gone as I have built a new one i live in swansea thanks dan £50

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    f-k me neebs lol...the pots and pans on top of the wooden box is worth more than kennel.good luck anyway lol
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  2. Sick Chook???

    in Fowl & Feather Talk

    Posted

    Mu auntie got me to check one of her Hens today.....its not eating great, very thin and not wanting to venture out the coop. I went and had a look but chooks not being my thing i dont know any signs of illness in them and apart from me saying "chap it on the head" (which she is very reluctant to do) i thought id ask on here for any advice to pass on.

    Its a little unsteady on its legs and razor thin but its quite bright eyed and not looking on its last legs????

    Any help with medicines or tips that i can pass on will be much appreciated............... :thumbs:

    hit the c**t on the heed min :yes:

  3. Who needs antis when. . . .

    in General Talk

    Posted

    im from darlo and my dogs rip cats apart when they get hold of them wether it be in the street or garden its still gunna die the cats are hard as feck up here only two days ago my muts are on the lead and the cat came over and started hissing and clawing at ma dog so i let it have a scrag of it then pulled him off does that make me a wanker?? tell you what is wank the same c**ts who moan about it should keep their f*****g cats under control on a lead and out of my garden if they did then maybe ma dogs wouldnt wanna rip them apart!!!

    i dont condone "cat coursing" but if theres one jumps out on the dogs when they are on leads then its brave or stupid either way its getting torn apart im afraid!!!!!!

     

    squirrels are nasty little feckers too there teeth are huge an do damage to yer mut lol ma dog got one a couple of week ago if i had the pic on the comp id post it lol good fun to watch if yer dog dont mind getting bit back you get loads of grey ones in south park darlo.....

    are you for real ya gimp :snack:

  7. Ouija Boards

    in General Talk

    Posted

    I done one once in my pals house :blink: the welsh dresser started rumbling all over the place :cray: & the ouija board started to spell the word...........................................................D.........I.........L.........D.........O :hmm: we was like ''WHAT THE FCUK'' :icon_eek: then it all went quiet but fcuk all happend :hmm: ...................................it wasn't till a week later my pals mother was killed by her own ''BLACK 22 INCHER'' ,the basstard thing was supposed to have exploded into life out of the bedside unit & BUMMED HER TO DEATH :laugh::rofl: :rofl: R.I.P ....................MADGE

    pmsl :clapper::rofl:

  12. Who's to blame?....

    in General Talk

    Posted

    Womans fault as per usual...

    it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on to our drive! who's fault was that.....mine apparently, because I didn't tell her she need to brake! F'ckin women!!!! :laugh:

    lol........my mate thought it would be funny(not long after he passed his test) when driving along to take the keys out. Turned a corner and the steering lock came on and he narrowly missed skelping a wall. He never did that again... :laugh:

    a mind eh that am sure about sh@t ma pants that day[hodgey drivin eh?] :hmm:

    Correct.....could it have been anybody else.... :laugh:

    nope lol... :whistling:

  13. Who's to blame?....

    in General Talk

    Posted

    Womans fault as per usual...

    it reminded me of an incident with my ex wife. I had a car that'd been on the drive for 6 months without being used, so I decided to sell it but obviously needed to give it the once over first. It wouldn't start so I pushed it back down the road and told my wife to get in, ignition on, stick it in first and then come off the clutch when I bang on the roof......I pushed it, banged on the roof, she took her foot off, the car started and she proceeded to drive across two neighbours gardens and then finally brake and stall the car again. So I had to push it back across the neighbours gardens on to our drive! who's fault was that.....mine apparently, because I didn't tell her she need to brake! F'ckin women!!!! :laugh:

    lol........my mate thought it would be funny(not long after he passed his test) when driving along to take the keys out. Turned a corner and the steering lock came on and he narrowly missed skelping a wall. He never did that again... :laugh:

    a mind eh that am sure about sh@t ma pants that day[hodgey drivin eh?] :hmm:

  14. Old wives tales

    in General Talk

    Posted

    My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! :icon_eek:

    french teacher......... u never went 2 school ya gimp :whistling:

    I did....i went to the clever school just along the road from your f*****g 'special' one........... :yes:

    m--ks wan thats [bANNED TEXT]........ :censored:

  16. THL most beloved

    in General Talk

    Posted

    ok its dances lol

     

    aww your so sweet scot

     

     

    I use to think that not no more :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

    shut up ya f*****g gimp...... Lol

     

     

    Right ive had enough of you

     

    You martin fowler look a like, fat lab abuser, skirt wearing puff :yes:

    fcuk me about fell aff ma fcukin seat :yes:

    that'll be a big f*****g hole 'in' the floor now then!!!

    a landed on ur craw... shes used 2 that tho :bye:

  17. THL most beloved

    in General Talk

    Posted

    ok its dances lol

     

    aww your so sweet scot

     

     

    I use to think that not no more :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

    shut up ya f*****g gimp...... Lol

     

     

    Right ive had enough of you

     

    You martin fowler look a like, fat lab abuser, skirt wearing puff :yes:

    fcuk me about fell aff ma fcukin seat :yes:

  18. Any plumbers out there....?

    in General Talk

    Posted · Edited by tramp1

    Lab i've got a couple of spare blue barrels and a pile of pallets, you been a fifer, this will be cheaper than getting a new pump. Give us a shout if you need them.

    Haha already beat you too that smart arse. The system is a little more advanced than that. Its a 1000 litre IBC tank on pallets and the pump is a polish lad called Majic with a foot pump. Maybe i should feed him now and again.... :hmm: Could be the problem actually????...... :hmm:

     

     

    hahaha thats actually believeable, pulling him of the fencing when you need a shower. does mostly fencing lab dosent he, come on, be honest, lol

    Feck off.............i did have my mate working this year, he's on here so slag away at your pearl................. :laugh:

    a need that w@nker thing bk lyk this is nae gid min :cray:

  19. Chunk My Pup

    in Lurchers & Running Dogs

    Posted · Edited by tramp1

    dont know what your going on about this is my sons pup and will have its chance [bANNED TEXT]

    older its only 8mths old so if it makes a load of shite then knock the dog

    so all who as better show me yours at this age so go and start working your dogs

    instead of being on here

    at 12mths il let you all know if hes made it if not hell be dead

    u sound like a little tit :censored::nono::censored:

  20. just for you lab

    in General Talk

    Posted

    yes,so whos you on the pic then :hmm:

    2nd in fae the left bud.......and no i dont still have highlights, that was trial and error....... :laugh:

    hahahahaha..... u had they highlights right upto last week ya slavourin c#nt lol.now he has a skin head :boogie:

  22. Best lamping write up for years .

    in Airgun Hunting

    Posted · Edited by tramp1

    WHAT A LOAD OF SH@T

     

     

    sections gone to shi@,,,, cus we all get on and help each other out we bad or gay boys or clicky,,,,,,(is thst not why were all hear,yes there be the odd thing but its just one againts the other now days)

     

     

    funny these last few months its all the dog boys giving it shit whineing about this that and the other,,, (and the ferret boys) by the way its your choice that you dont hunt in summer........its our choice if we carry on,,,,,,an befor you cherp up, i work hand in hand with lads that ferret the same land i shoot,,that shoot with me in summer.and i hunt all winter, even in 2 feet of snow and minus 15.c

     

    yes thats right PEST CONTROLE,,happens all year not just when you want to protect your game supplys.

     

    well this is going to be one of the last things i say on this site, shame, used to recommend this site to my customers all the time so they could learn a thing or to,,, now its just bickering and bollo@ and shall tell folk to go elce where.

     

    i shall be one of a long line of regs that can help newbies to be walking away from this site.

     

    mod's do your self a favor and sort it befor you have nothing to sort......your choice....

     

    shall look in from time to time(to see how bad its getting) but im off....slate me call me do what you like i shall sleep well no matter what..

     

    Andy

    :bye: :wankerzo4:
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