Guest timeout Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 A soldier told me before he died. I never knew if the b*****d lied. He had a wife with a c**t so wide,it just could not be satisfied. So he built her a cock made out of steel That was driven by a crank,and a f*****g great wheel. He got two balls and filled them with cream and the whole f*****g issue was driven by steam. Round and round went that f*****g great wheel In and out went that cock of steel till at last she cried I'M SATISFIED. Now we come to the terrible bit There was no way of stopping it And from her arse to her tits she split and the whole f*****g issue was covered in SHIT!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,905 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 very .....ahem interesting timeout,if this is not drug or alcohol induced you really should seek help.its original and scares me as to how yer mind works.heres my poem....... here lies the grave of mrs.cox who gave 10,000 men the pox, soldiers,sailors,men of honour, fought like f**k to climb upon her, though shes dead shes not forgotten, they dug her up and rode her rotten im sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest timeout Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 very .....ahem interesting timeout,if this is not drug or alcohol induced you really should seek help.its original and scares me as to how yer mind works.heres my poem....... here lies the grave of mrs.cox who gave 10,000 men the pox, soldiers,sailors,men of honour, fought like f**k to climb upon her, though shes dead shes not forgotten, they dug her up and rode her rotten im sorry lol well sorry you take that view.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 to the both of you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,905 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 BLUECOYOTE I AGREE WITH YE FULLY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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