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A soldier told me before he died.

I never knew if the b*****d lied.

He had a wife with a c**t so wide,it just could not be satisfied.

So he built her a cock made out of steel

That was driven by a crank,and a f*****g great wheel.

 

He got two balls and filled them with cream

and the whole f*****g issue was driven by steam.

Round and round went that f*****g great wheel

In and out went that cock of steel

till at last she cried I'M SATISFIED.

 

Now we come to the terrible bit

There was no way of stopping it

And from her arse to her tits she split

and the whole f*****g issue was covered in SHIT!!!

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very .....ahem :icon_eek: interesting timeout,if this is not drug or alcohol induced you really should seek help.its original and scares me as to how yer mind works.heres my poem.......

 

here lies the grave of mrs.cox

who gave 10,000 men the pox,

soldiers,sailors,men of honour,

fought like f**k to climb upon her,

though shes dead shes not forgotten,

they dug her up and rode her rotten

 

im sorry :cry:

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very .....ahem :icon_eek: interesting timeout,if this is not drug or alcohol induced you really should seek help.its original and scares me as to how yer mind works.heres my poem.......

 

here lies the grave of mrs.cox

who gave 10,000 men the pox,

soldiers,sailors,men of honour,

fought like f**k to climb upon her,

though shes dead shes not forgotten,

they dug her up and rode her rotten

 

im sorry :cry:

 

lol well sorry you take that view..

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