Francie, 1,710 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 Never ever drink an drive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,330 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Francie, said: Never ever drink an drive Why? More sober people die from driving than drunk people... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,843 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Francie, said: Never ever drink an drive Joking aside you can be nicked for it on a pushbike ...a horse ...or even one of them Escooters..that you hire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 49 minutes ago, TOMO said: Joking aside you can be nicked for it on a pushbike ...a horse ...or even one of them Escooters..that you hire And a mobility scooter . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 5 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: And a mobility scooter . What about ride on lawnmower? Asking for a friend 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Black neck 15,161 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 20 hours ago, dytkos said: Went to watch a band on Saturday night, only a couple of miles away so decided to pedal out there. Only had five pints so not pissed but possibly had that arrogant confidence Clipped a gatepost with my left pedal, span me round into a metal post Bikes OK. Cheers, D. Dopey c**t 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 8 minutes ago, Black neck said: Dopey c**t About sums it up perfectly! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted May 26, 2023 Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 I hope you are ok and make a complete recovery ,it was pretty upsetting reading about your fall ,you are in my prayers . 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,534 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Tbh it looks worse than it feels, didn't do any ribs thank fcuk. Have broke ribs a few times, hurts like shit and takes ages to heal, this will be OK in a couple of weeks Did that on Saturday was doing walking football on Tuesday Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,804 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 looks nasty that D....glad you still have your sense of humour 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,164 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 20 hours ago, TOMO said: Joking aside you can be nicked for it on a pushbike ...a horse ...or even one of them Escooters..that you hire Many moons ago cycling home from the pub wobbling all over the place got a tug from plod, my mate started giving it large and was promptly slung in the back charged with drunk in charge of a mechanically propelled velocipede or some such madness court and fine followed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 (edited) . Edited May 27, 2023 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,587 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 26/05/2023 at 12:46, Francie, said: Never ever drink an drive True mate you fookin spill to much haha, hope your OK Dave looks sore, hope the bike in better shape lol. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Greyman said: Many moons ago cycling home from the pub wobbling all over the place got a tug from plod, my mate started giving it large and was promptly slung in the back charged with drunk in charge of a mechanically propelled velocipede or some such madness court and fine followed My old mate was cycling home from Reading to Pangbourne, probably 25 years ago now, pissed as a fart - he hit a badger and came off his bike. ......... all of his scrapes and bruises were from him trying to scoot away from it when it ran at him before he could get back up 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 15 hours ago, EDDIE B said: What about ride on lawnmower? Asking for a friend Same my friend said Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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