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A Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

 

His girlfriend lying in bed replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, dickhead!! ."

 

The man returns: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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Two lonely welsh hill farmers are having a walk around, when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a gate.

 

Dai says to Gwyn, 'this is to good and opportunity to miss' and promptly drops his pants and starts doing the nasty!

 

After 5 minutes Dai finishes, turns to Gwyn and says ' Do you fancy a go?'

 

Gwyn says 'you bet!', Drops his pants, and sticks his head in the gate.

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