mackem 23,675 Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, paulus said: Got a mate like that, 3 years ago was on the social living in a council house . bringing up his 2 lads on his own,. Now he is a multi millionaire, But he is still under investigation by the NCA and Inland revenue, They wanted to know how he purchased 1.2 million pound in property in 18 month whilst not declaring one penny of income in the same period Don't they understand? Your mates just naturally lucky 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,208 Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 34 minutes ago, samboy said: I'm lucky. I sneaked home from work one morning and saw my foreman humping my old woman. Good job he never saw me as i would of got the sack for being off the job. Some blokes are in to that! I know a lad at work who would let blokes pump his misses then go down on her when she got home 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 1 hour ago, foxdropper said: Make your own luck in this world .Never won a thing but want for nothing . 59 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Ditto Tritto Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,838 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 I was at the Waterloo cup many years ago..... as you all know it's a two horse race...I forget the exact number but I bet on around 8 or 9 courses ...lost every one... but I have had 3 near death experience's ...and survived every one without a scratch....nearly drowned in the see at Durban...south Africa....a car crashed inches from me whilst walking down the pavement....and had 5 shots fired at me with a handgun from about 5 or 6 yards away... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,007 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 24 minutes ago, TOMO said: I was at the Waterloo cup many years ago..... as you all know it's a two horse race...I forget the exact number but I bet on around 8 or 9 courses ...lost every one... but I have had 3 near death experience's ...and survived every one without a scratch....nearly drowned in the see at Durban...south Africa....a car crashed inches from me whilst walking down the pavement....and had 5 shots fired at me with a handgun from about 5 or 6 yards away... What the hell is the 5shots with a hand gun about?? Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 16 hours ago, WILF said: I that kind of way no, I’m not lucky at all…..never have been. If I bet on the only horse in a race guarantee the f****r would die half a mile from the finish line ! My pal on the other hand is one of them that if he stepped in dogshit there would be a £50 note underneath it……..however, this is where Lady Luck steps in to even the score because he is an ugly b*****d and I used to be fighting birds off……balance restored ! Lol Fukc sake I’m doubly fukced then … if I stepped in dogshit there would be a nail in it and I would get gangrene and lose my leg. And the girls used to fight to get away from me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 32 minutes ago, TOMO said: I was at the Waterloo cup many years ago..... as you all know it's a two horse race...I forget the exact number but I bet on around 8 or 9 courses ...lost every one... but I have had 3 near death experience's ...and survived every one without a scratch....nearly drowned in the see at Durban...south Africa....a car crashed inches from me whilst walking down the pavement....and had 5 shots fired at me with a handgun from about 5 or 6 yards away... How the fukc could anybody miss your moohasive gut from 5 yards away. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,838 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: What the hell is the 5shots with a hand gun about?? Atb I know it's hard to believe......but somebody didn't like me 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,670 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 I’m lucky to of been stuck on the m1 on way home from school run since 8:45 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,602 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Ive had plenty of luck along the way but also had plenty of bad luck..... i like to think it all evens out over time and we ultimately end up with what we deserve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,313 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, TOMO said: I was at the Waterloo cup many years ago..... as you all know it's a two horse race...I forget the exact number but I bet on around 8 or 9 courses ...lost every one... but I have had 3 near death experience's ...and survived every one without a scratch....nearly drowned in the see at Durban...south Africa....a car crashed inches from me whilst walking down the pavement....and had 5 shots fired at me with a handgun from about 5 or 6 yards away... How did you feel when the gun was pointed at you? did your life flash before you? Near death experience have a life changing moment for you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,838 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, VOON said: How did you feel when the gun was pointed at you? did your life flash before you? Near death experience have a life changing moment for you? no none of that....I just thought f**k that's a gun....run...so I did... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,313 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 16 minutes ago, TOMO said: no none of that....I just thought f**k that's a gun....run...so I did... Adrenaline…fight or flight….heard a few podcasts with fella’s lately with boys who had near death experiences and what they were thinking….interesting to hear, but I’d be too dumb to think of anything…..that fella who got shot in eye….Marvin….mad stuff…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,313 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 21 minutes ago, FairLaw said: I imagine with the Super Soaker 2000 facing him at point blank his arse was nipping. Well mine definitely would….. One thing about these times….you can learn any martial art….get access to proper training…be nice to train for real life situations as you can now. …but then people these days can’t hunt the way we used to….so swings and roundabouts…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 1 hour ago, TOMO said: no none of that....I just thought f**k that's a gun....run...so I did... run ,you lying twat , 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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