pesky1972 4,927 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 You know what I always say…, times are aaard and friends are few…, tarraaar to foookin you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 2,799 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 "Half of what he says is lies . The rest ain't true." Burt Lancaster in Ulzana's Raid referring to some information he'd gleaned from an Apache informant. I think of every time a politicians opens their mouth My Mum had this great one that she used a lot but l didn't understand when l was little . "Butter'll be cheap when grass grows there." Basically referring to someone overweight or with a big bum . As in , if grass grew there it would support a big herd of cows and dairy products would go down in price. It took me years to work out. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 19 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: Never enter a pool by the steps Why??lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 On 24/10/2022 at 09:01, king said: Say something once.. Why say it again... This isnt my beautiful wife! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 On 24/10/2022 at 07:58, dytkos said: Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. Better to be looking at it, than looking for it. Whats laying down cant fall down. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big sid 1,119 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 On 23/10/2022 at 13:59, W. Katchum said: I’m a real bad loser mate, I can’t deny it, I go in a huff with myself for days seeing as your a gers fan you'll not be out much 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 56 minutes ago, jigsaw said: Why??lol It means if your going to do something then do it don’t hesitate cannonball style Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Rules for sons 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rickshaw swami 3,911 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 6 hours ago, comanche said: "Half of what he says is lies . The rest ain't true." Burt Lancaster in Ulzana's Raid referring to some information he'd gleaned from an Apache informant. I think of every time a politicians opens their mouth My Mum had this great one that she used a lot but l didn't understand when l was little . "Butter'll be cheap when grass grows there." Basically referring to someone overweight or with a big bum . As in , if grass grew there it would support a big herd of cows and dairy products would go down in price. It took me years to work out. Great movie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rickshaw swami 3,911 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 My father built a successful business based on a John Wayne quote."Most men aren't willing" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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FLATTOP 3,663 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 He fell in a Barrel of Tits and came out sucking his thumb…. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,663 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 The lucky f****r fell in a barrel of shit and came out wearing a rubber suit… Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,285 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 You are entitled to claim your medals….. Shove them up your arse ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,850 Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 couldn't stop a pig in a passage... couldn't find a fox,in a phone box... your like a gypsies dog...all cock and rib's... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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