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“Can you check the plug on that fridge ?” Mrs Mumtaz Ali Ahmed Flat 58, Grenfell tower 

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11 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

That’s been around long before he adopted it , it was up in the gym I went to early 2000s 

Ano, but he was the first name that sprang to mind who I could actually remember saying it, even though pain is actually real ?

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Just now, Daniel cain said:

Don't piss down my back...and tell me it's raining.

The Outlaw Jose Wales !…..some classics in that, my personal favourite is:

Dying ain’t much of a living boy 

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4 minutes ago, shovel leaner said:

In December I will be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets ……

          Liz Truss 

“Can you check the plug on that fridge ?”

Mrs Mumtaz Ali Ahmed

Flat 58, Grenfell tower 

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5 hours ago, mushroom said:

“Never leave a chicken in a bar and go for a smoke, some cnut will steal it”

Mushroom: last night ?‍♂️
 

Who steals a fuucking chicken? ?‍♂️

Who takes a Chicken in a pub ?? what did you buy it a pint of Speckled Hen ??

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