forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 8 hours ago, dogmandont said: Our place is still old school, Fella put a 4" nail through his finger a couple of weeks ago and it was run under a cold tap and a sticky plaster, outside for a cigarette and straight back to work. Lol. Like hell do I draw attention to myself by requesting stuff gets puts in the accident book , makes me look a twat and brings grief to my department head and his boss 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRUEBRIT66 1,176 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 17 hours ago, chartpolski said: How the hell did you manage to get a dozen cuts before you realised ! Cheers. Copious amounts of Cider, kills the brain cells and numbs the nerve endings 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Fukk Me!!! Saw that photo and just assumed it was some kunt from Norfolk ....! Seriously though; How in hell did ye manage That, with a chain? What were ye doing with it?! Chopping off thumbs, obviously 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 16 hours ago, ArchieHood said: Chopped mine off with a chainsaw, surgeon said " Your lucky you've got two hands....... That's not really your hands, is it? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,676 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Jonjon79 said: That's not really your hands, is it? I tried to do some normal stuff with out using my thumbs and it’s hard f***ing work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,202 Posted September 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 58 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: I tried to do some normal stuff with out using my thumbs and it’s hard f***ing work And your f****d if you need a lift 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,656 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 Can’t see him pulling out any plums any time soon either 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 21 minutes ago, baker boy said: Bloke I worked with years ago chopped his own thumb off for a compensation claim That's Nothing! Remember, some while back, three drunken idiots ~ Poles, I think they were? Pissed as fukking arse holes and playing with a live chain saw. One did something. Can't remember what. So, another one says, like; " Huh! Well, watch This! " and lopped off his toe, or something. Not to be out done, probably more vodka in his system than blood by now, the third kunt says; " Well, Fukking Watch THIS!!! " Swings it at his own neck and cuts his own fukking head off!!!!! I'm in fukking Tears here, just recalling it! What an absolute fukking classic!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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