The Unintended Keeper ( Diary of a keeping blagger )

[si brown 8,486]

30 minutes ago, Stavross said:

I can do the sloe gin but port is just rank, I like a bramble gin and Prosecco but don’t tell anyone in case people get the wrong impression of me

I worked in a pub when I was at school and was a fcuker for hiding in the seller and getting pissed!

so me dad thought he’d try and put me off by getting me arseholed, finished the night off on port… 

i puked the bed and was ill for days, it didn’t work but I’ve not drank port since I was 14

[Stavross 13,713]

1 hour ago, shovel leaner said:

What , they might think you’re a “ big girls blouse “!!! Surely not 

That picture was for your eyes only, from now on if any of you want to see more, grab your credit cards and check out my onlyfans

[Stavross 13,713]

On 28/11/2022 at 20:08, BenBhoy said:

Moose?

You mean Goose no, joe didn’t bring him, that little tw*t will run right through the drive you are doing and carry on and do the one you are doing next

[shovel leaner 7,648]

1 hour ago, Stavross said:

That picture was for your eyes only, from now on if any of you want to see more, grab your credit cards and check out my onlyfans

I’m having trouble finding your page , asking for a friend. 

[Stavross 13,713]

2 minutes ago, shovel leaner said:

I’m having trouble finding your page , asking for a friend. 

If you want to PM me your credit card details I’ll make sure you get full access

[shovel leaner 7,648]

5 minutes ago, Stavross said:

If you want to PM me your credit card details I’ll make sure you get full access

I’ll DM you

[BenBhoy 4,706]

6 hours ago, si brown said:

so me dad thought he’d try and put me off by getting me arseholed, finished the night off on port… 

My mam & dad tried similar by cooking me a huge fry up morning after I first got pissed (14??) and similar making me smoke 20 deck lamberts when they caught me...... 

Fast forward to now, anytime i have full English on morning after, always end it with a fag!!

[socks 32,253]

My parents tried similar when they caught me shagging at 13

[dytkos 17,534]

46 minutes ago, socks said:

My parents tried similar when they caught me shagging at 13

I bet your arse was sore for ages! 

Cheers, D.

[FOXHUNTER 5,020]

8 hours ago, dytkos said:

I bet your arse was sore for ages! 

 

Nah , that was Ben

[socks 32,253]

19 minutes ago, FOXHUNTER said:

Nah , that was Ben

You’ve already had a holiday off here if you continue this nonsense with Ben you will be getting an extended one. 

[FOXHUNTER 5,020]

Nonsense , just a bit of light hearted banter.

How come you have singled me out when a lot worse is said in the General section .

[BenBhoy 4,706]

Just now, FOXHUNTER said:

Nonsense , just a bit of light hearted banter.

How come you have singled me out when a lot worse is said in the General section .

Banter usually makes people laugh. 

[FOXHUNTER 5,020]

Just now, BenBhoy said:

Banter usually makes people laugh. 

You've got no sense of humour. 

[socks 32,253]

Just now, FOXHUNTER said:

Nonsense , just a bit of light hearted banter.

How come you have singled me out when a lot worse is said in the General section .

Ben has made it clear to you it’s not nonsense … it’s not the content that’s the problem it’s your constant gay remarks at one person every chance you get. Like I said give it a rest or take a rest it’s up to you.