I bet you You won’t do

[gnasher16 29,616]

We did some absolutely ridiculous things for " dares " as youngsters....soon as id hear the words " i bet you wouldnt ........" thats it i was all over it 

Id draw the line at dirty/childish skank shit like drinking snot shit and puke though 

[Astanley 11,465]

2 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

We did some absolutely ridiculous things for " dares " as youngsters....soon as id hear the words " i bet you wouldnt ........" thats it i was all over it 

Id draw the line at dirty/childish skank shit like drinking snot shit and puke though 

Would you pm me please gnash 

[gnasher16 29,616]

Just now, Astanley said:

Would you pm me please gnash 

Sure thing boss.

[WILF 44,189]

3 hours ago, dai dogs said:

We’ve all had it off mates so what’s the most f****d up  .. I bet you you won’t do that ..   Rugby club both teams snotted spat in my mates cupped hands they were full of floating green snot he put his lips about 10 mm from the mess and sucked it up I can still see it  going from hand to mouth 40 years on

Many years ago when me and my pals were still young and full of young man’s sense of righteousness we was in a boozer and some horrible, dirty b*****d who must have been mid 40s early 50s decided it would be clever if he drunk a pint of piss for a tenner or something.

Now this was one of the local “drinking tough guy” types……me and my pals just thought that was disgusting and give him a slap after, these people have no place amongst us, f***ing dirty skummy oxygen thieves !

Always hated that that dirty type of carry on.

And to be fair, all that childish shit is the reason I never played rugby despite it being pretty big in my locality and them driving me mad to play…..always f***ing loathed all that.

[dai dogs 1,193]

The one guy that used to do this sort of thing regular used to be a strong lad good grafter now he looks looks like if he’s been living in a nuclear zone just skin and bone takes it’s toll sooner or later I suppose 

[TOMO 24,843]

seen a lad drink and ashtray ...they emptied the contents in a pint glass that still had some beer in...

also seen a guy in ibiza puke up all over the street ...then his mates dared him to eat up ...which he did

[Arry 18,521]

Reminds me of a Joke.

Load of cowboys in a bar and one guy scrounging beer.

One cowboy says to him drink that spittoon and I'll buy you a beer.

So picks the spittoon up and starts and cowboy say okay okay stop you win I'll get you a beer but he carries on and drinks it.

So cowboy who bet him said why didn't you stop .

The guy answers it was all in one lump.

 

Cheers Arry

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

" Hey, blues; Watch me eat this big ol' slug, without chundering 'im back up! "

'Oh, yeah, Sam; That's a Bonzer idea, mate!'

 

And, tonights winner of the Darius Award is ....!

 

[gnipper 5,945]

6 hours ago, TOMO said:

seen a lad drink and ashtray ...they emptied the contents in a pint glass that still had some beer in...

also seen a guy in ibiza puke up all over the street ...then his mates dared him to eat up ...which he did

Some lads round here were sucking the pineapple chunks out of the piss troughs in the pub for a dare

[waltjnr 5,958]

An aussie ate a slug for a dare ,got rat lung worm from it ,not a nice slow 8 year death for a young guy 

[chartpolski 20,375]

Many years ago I used to drink in a pub called The Boathouse in Newburn. There was a gypsy camp next to it and there were loads of dog and horse lads in the area, especially Lemington.

Anyway, on a week end the place would be full of ne'er do wells, and lots of challenges would be thrown out.

The pub would put on bowls of tripe and pickles, and my mate was bet he wouldn't drink the leftover vinegar in the bowls....he did !

Then one of the pikeys challenged anyone to swim across the river and back. My mate took up the challenge and won ! Then a p***y challenged anyone to fasten a safety pin through their bollacks ! No one took up the challenge, so the p***y offered to do it to himself for a shilling......he ended up with about ten pins through his  knackers !

Ahh, the good old days......! !

Cheers.

[dytkos 17,533]

2 blokes in a raw egg drinking contest, a tray of 36 eggs, poured into a pint glass and another one 3 parts full each, stinking, snorting down their noses and re drinking regurgitated eggs, in a race that lasted about 60 seconds and I later worked at an animal by product factory for 5+ years with no problems  

Cheers, D.

[dai dogs 1,193]

13 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Many years ago I used to drink in a pub called The Boathouse in Newburn. There was a gypsy camp next to it and there were loads of dog and horse lads in the area, especially Lemington.

Anyway, on a week end the place would be full of ne'er do wells, and lots of challenges would be thrown out.

The pub would put on bowls of tripe and pickles, and my mate was bet he wouldn't drink the leftover vinegar in the bowls....he did !

Then one of the pikeys challenged anyone to swim across the river and back. My mate took up the challenge and won ! Then a p***y challenged anyone to fasten a safety pin through their bollacks ! No one took up the challenge, so the p***y offered to do it to himself for a shilling......he ended up with about ten pins through his  knackers !

Ahh, the good old days......! !

Cheers.

Reminds me of a guy stapling his ball sack to the table up in Scotland

[Astanley 11,465]

The season ticket holder who sits next to max at Sunderland lost one of these dares.

[Daniel cain 42,801]

2 hours ago, dai dogs said:

Reminds me of a guy stapling his ball sack to the table up in Scotland

lad by us was sat in my mates old man's pub watching a Wales game...said if they win,he cut his own balls off and put them in a pint glass Wales won,he slipped off,cut them off walked back into the pub , put them on the bar..carried on drinking and bleeding out....some strange people out there