TOMO 24,843 Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, dytkos said: When I started reading this thread I hoped it was gonna be about the bloke who made the swords in Kill Bill Cheers, D. Yeh that briefly crossed my mind... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,843 Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, WILF said: Give him the seat next to Maxine, 4 weeks of listening to his encyclopaedic football knowledge and he will commit seppuku ! 49 ronin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, TOMO said: Yeh that briefly crossed my mind... Fukc off the only thing that crosses your mind shreck is doughnuts ……. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted July 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 4 hours ago, jukel123 said: See what you started Stiff? You and your sympathising and collaboration with the nips? You should be court martialled and your buttons ceremonially cut off with a samurai sword. You should be tarred and feathered and a giant white plume shoved up your arse with deep heat as a lube. You should then have to walk back to Cumbria and be forced to watch Sunderland home and away forever. F****n treacherous jap's eye that you are. It’s always been a dream of mine ,to have an office desk , with nothing on it bAring a computer with a samurai sword in an enclosed box with “in case of emergencies , break glass “ written on it . a brass plaque on the scabbard “Widows tears , the sender , whoever wields this blade shall be dubbed , the stealer of souls “ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: It’s always been a dream of mine ,to have an office desk , with nothing on it bAring a computer with a samurai sword in an enclosed box with “in case of emergencies , break glass “ written on it . a brass plaque on the scabbard “Widows tears , the sender , whoever wields this blade shall be dubbed , the stealer of souls “ Just as long as you don't come looking for me wielding the f****n thing.lol I know I went over the top wishing everlasting Sunderland on you. Edited July 22, 2022 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted July 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Just as long as you don't come looking for me wielding the f****n thing.lol I know I went over the top wishing everlasting Sunderland on you. I almost feel pity for the young of today who will grow up thinking that the requirement for being an action star is to wear spandex or being imbued with super powers . they will never experience the innate pleasure of reading the three greatest words in human kind written on a movie screen. “starring Steven seagal “ 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,196 Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: It’s always been a dream of mine ,to have an office desk , with nothing on it bAring a computer with a samurai sword in an enclosed box with “in case of emergencies , break glass “ written on it . a brass plaque on the scabbard “Widows tears , the sender , whoever wields this blade shall be dubbed , the stealer of souls “ I feel like my soul has been stolen every time I read one of those non starters football posts ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 7,916 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 On 22/07/2022 at 09:05, jukel123 said: I knew a lot of ex POWs who were members of the same ex service club in which I was a member. To a man they would not talk about their experiences under the japs. But they were all bitter and never forgave. One of the guys was nicknamed the 'gannet'. He used to sweep the crumbs off the table after we had finished our dinner and eat them. He would ratch in the bins for any discarded sandwiches. After being reduced to skin and bones during the war he could not bear to see food wasted. He came round to my house once and I showed him the various pets I had. I had rabbits which came to be fed at the wire netting. He was really upset and thought they were hungry. After that he regularly brought me piles of grass to feed them. Another guy would get really upset with anybody that bought Japanese produce. He would complain that if you bought Japanese you were a f****n traitor. The japs who used to oversee the work in the factory i worked at that used to produce the rubber components for the automotive industry would walk around the factory with paper face masks on and all you got off them was an expressionless nod of the head i used to hate it when they came and stood over me while i operated an injection moulding machine i could feel their eyes burning into my back one day i had had enough and just shouted out loud banzai he just turned around and feked off. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Remember this on telly? A very sanitised view of worthy white women being knocked about by nips. Shower of b*****ds!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,843 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 30 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Remember this on telly? A very sanitised view of worthy white women being knocked about by nips. Shower of b*****ds!!!!!!!!! Yeh I remember that show...blast from the past that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, TOMO said: Yeh I remember that show...blast from the past that Just checked. It was first on the box 1981. Over 40 years ago! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,691 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 4 hours ago, jukel123 said: Remember this on telly? A very sanitised view of worthy white women being knocked about by nips. Shower of b*****ds!!!!!!!!! I remember that, you would get shot with shit nowadays for showing such a program and Nissan would scream Banzai and shut down the sunderland factory. In reality the women would have been forced into working as "Comfort women" or executed like the Australian nurses on Bangka Island. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,958 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Just finished the book ,Tomorrow you'll die by Andy Coogan, definitely don't make em like that any more ,went through hell ,and still remained decent, japs sounded evil,just look at unit 731 ,worse than the Germans in my opinion, and most escaped the noose ,to go work for the yanks ,bit like the nazis lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,691 Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 1 hour ago, waltjnr said: most escaped the noose ,to go work for the yanks ,bit like the nazis lol MacArthur began that, overlooking human rights abuses if it was advantageous to the Americans to do so. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Interesting tale, but they should've slotted the c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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