This is what we're up against.......

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553]

18 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

Bucket list for kids: 50 things to do before they're 12

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An organization in Britain wants to challenge the couch potatoes and get children out in nature

I found a list similar to this a few yrs back...get them out having fun marking them off,making good f***ing memories...while the scumbags on the estate carry on their sad little existences

51 tip over a drink shelf in Tesco as you search for the paw patrol power ball you have thrown in it 

52 when out in public refer to people who approach you  as “ b*****ds “ at every opportunity 

53 when anyone you don’t know stops to chide you , ask them with all the sincerity you can muster if they “ want a fight like ?” 
 

54 automatically assume that your scooter is capable of anything you decide it to be . Other people , road users , cats , trees and salt bins will automatically move if you shout “ I’m not going back to adventure city “ at full volume . 

55. be asked to politely leave at least one furniture store per annum . 
 

56. Watch the life drain out of your parents eyes as you revive another episode of “ how far away can I throw something expensive into mams trolley from? “ ( current record 22 ft , air scent candle box , b and m , 2022) 

Wouldn’t swap him for the world though . 

 

 

[Daniel cain 42,800]

2 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

51 tip over a drink shelf in Tesco as you search for the paw patrol power ball you have thrown in it 

52 when out in public refer to people who approach you  as “ b*****ds “ at every opportunity 

53 when anyone you don’t know stops to chide you , ask them with all the sincerity you can muster if they “ want a fight like ?” 
 

54 automatically assume that your scooter is capable of anything you decide it to be . Other people , road users , cats , trees and salt bins will automatically move if you shout “ I’m not going back to adventure city “ at full volume . 

55. be asked to politely leave at least one furniture store per annum . 
 

56. Watch the life drain out of your parents eyes as you revive another episode of “ how far away can I throw something expensive into mams trolley from? “ ( current record 22 ft , air scent candle box , b and m , 2022) 

Wouldn’t swap him for the world though . 

 

 

Stiff I feel your pain...my youngest can be a right handful at times...I wouldn't change any off them,not one bit

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553]

Society’s laws don’t apply to my kids I’m afraid , that’s not my choice mind  

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Stiff I feel your pain...my youngest can be a right handful at times...I wouldn't change any off them,not one bit

 

[DIDO.1 20,804]

Lancashire boys have landed in Dorsetshire.....ready to do all sorts of stuff that would give the woke brigade nightmares 

[DIDO.1 20,804]

4 minutes ago, Gene said:

If you see a pillock doing a low pass on a paraglider tell your young un to shoot him down for me.

No worries

[DIDO.1 20,804]

6 minutes ago, baker boy said:

Is that Kronenbourg 1664 the lad is drinking, props if it is

It is, it was un opened just just got the pic to pis his teacher off....ive tried him on the cider, told him it was fizzy apple juice