Good deed for the day.

[jukel123 6,570]

Mrs has a friend with a small,cross,breed dog. Pugadoodle ffs. She asks me to train her dog to return when called. I told her I'll give it a go but she must leave I with me and collect it later.

It was sat on the settee. I told it to get off. It told me to f**k off in doggy body language. I shook its scruff. It got off pronto.

Took it into the garden and rewards it with grub when it returned to whistle. It was sharp,and learned the  trick within 5 minutes.

Then on to whistle recall without reward. First time it ignored me I ran over to it and gave it a bollocking.

Revelation! The dog is cured of its selective deafness. Thinks I'm a God.

My Mrs' friend is well impressed and is practising with the  whistle. Problem. Within a few days it will realise there's no downside to ignoring her whistle.

Why can't people understand  what make dogs tick? And treat them like an inferior pack animal and not a baby! Owners need ejumacation

[Borr 4,485]

It's generally the owner that needs training,not the dog. Including myself in that lol. 

[WILF 44,259]

49 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Mrs has a friend with a small,cross,breed dog. Pugadoodle ffs. She asks me to train her dog to return when called. I told her I'll give it a go but she must leave I with me and collect it later.

It was sat on the settee. I told it to get off. It told me to f**k off in doggy body language. I shook its scruff. It got off pronto.

Took it into the garden and rewards it with grub when it returned to whistle. It was sharp,and learned the  trick within 5 minutes.

Then on to whistle recall without reward. First time it ignored me I ran over to it and gave it a bollocking.

Revelation! The dog is cured of its selective deafness. Thinks I'm a God.

My Mrs' friend is well impressed and is practising with the  whistle. Problem. Within a few days it will realise there's no downside to ignoring her whistle.

Why can't people understand  what make dogs tick? And treat them like an inferior pack animal and not a baby! Owners need ejumacation

Sorry…..you lost me when you actually used the word “pugadooddle” !

Its a mongrel man…..a mongrel ! Lol

Go and write out “I must not be a melt and say pugadooddle” 50 times until you have learned your lesson ! 

[jukel123 6,570]

I must not be a melt

I must not be a melt

I tried to write it 50 times but I have ADHD.

So,f**k off teacher. I also have tourettes.

Edited May 13, 2022 by jukel123