Born Hunter 17,622 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 You mind what the deviant gets you to polish francie! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 52 minutes ago, mushroom said: There’s a lot of people on here who don’t post or do know people in these types of fields. If I can give someone the chance, I will Of course…. You can be my chief beach ball polisher. Starting salary will be a weekly sack of potatoes and a do on my inflatable island When can I start 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,800 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said: Mushroom have you seen the topics and conversations on here these days , I admire your optimism on filling your vacancy on here Mushrooms job sounds a bit too technical, probably better of recruiting an equality and diversity officer on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, Francie said: When can I start Tomorrow 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,679 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, mushroom said: Tomorrow I did once get a phone-call one afternoon offering me a job in Spain if I could get there the next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, mackem said: I did once get a phone-call one afternoon offering me a job in Spain if I could get there the next day Spanker? Wannna buy some carbon credits or coloured diamonds Edited May 12, 2022 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,679 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 minute ago, mushroom said: Spanker? Wannna buy some carbon credits or coloured diamonds I actually enjoyed it, fantastic villa and pool, everything paid for, 3k a month expenses and exceptional paydays, I look back on that summer fondly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 (edited) Wrong fukking thread!!! Edited May 12, 2022 by Ken's Deputy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 The only frontend experience some on here have had is in a pantomime donkey. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,079 Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 7 hours ago, mushroom said: PM me what you need mate. I'm just building a dev team right now and have a lot of senior people applying Lmao...what a pile of shite... Should you not be naked by now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 hours ago, mushroom said: Tomorrow Right that's me packed mush,dingy blew up,il see you soon boi 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,184 Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 19 hours ago, mushroom said: I have 2 openings for Frontend Developers: If you're interested or know someone who is PM me Job requirements You have: Extensive JavaScript experience (ES6, TypeScript) and deep knowledge of any modern framework (e.g., React, Svelte or Angular) In-depth knowledge of front-end web technologies (HTML5, CSS3) including modern CSS standards and use of preprocessors (e.g., Sass, PostCSS) as well as front-end build tools (Node, Webpack) In-depth understanding of NodeJS and server-side rendering Solid Unix/Linux and Shell skills. You must be comfortable working from the command line, using GitHub and running Docker Extensive experience working with third party APIs (GraphQL is essential) Experience with testing frameworks writing effective end-to-end tests Nice to have: Server-side web technologies for API development (Node, Go) Aspirations to move into full stack development DevOps, web infrastructure (Kubernetes) and Continuous Integration/Continuous Deployment Experience with serverless environments (Firebase, AWS and Azure environments Cloud Firestore, Cloud Functions) Do “men” sometimes apply for these type of jobs too ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 33 minutes ago, WILF said: Do “men” sometimes apply for these type of jobs too ? Google the salary ranges for senior front end developers These types have an almost perfect work/life balance, work when and where they want. So in answer, both “men” and “women” who want these perks apply, not just “nerds” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, mushroom said: Google the salary ranges for senior front end developers These types have an almost perfect work/life balance, work when and where they want. So in answer, both “men” and “women” who want these perks apply, not just “nerds” 3 hours ago, Francie said: Right that's me packed mush,dingy blew up,il see you soon boi I hope you like bullcrosses mush 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Francie said: I hope you like bullcrosses mush Minshaw? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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