albert64 1,882 Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Yeah right what your saying is your bell end is closer to the sand than most, but you’ve only got a 22” inside leg 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 (edited) 40 minutes ago, albert64 said: Yeah right what your saying is your bell end is closer to the sand than most, but you’ve only got a 22” inside leg I’ll have you know that my mrs’s inside measurements…. I’m 22.5” and besides…… a 23” cock is something to behold Edited May 10, 2022 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,804 Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 hours ago, mC HULL said: just in the town now parked up them in charge a been wrong uns for years why do all the government buildings have mad statues always with naked kids? Nice tidy bit of pigeon netting that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Whip 3,822 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 11 hours ago, mushroom said: couple of years back one of the guys selling stuff got caught taking photos of women, he got a good damned hiding off a good few naked blokes They deserve to be scarred for life, lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tandors 888 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 14 hours ago, mushroom said: These are beaches where you are allowed to choose to be “jacobs hanging out” as you eloquently put it I thinks it’s just common sense what fuucking about means though. How many times have you sat on a beach in Europe, next to birds with their baps out and ran over and motorboated them? Actually, don’t answer that Are kids on the beach aswell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, tandors said: Are kids on the beach aswell? I think so,I still wouldn't let my young children on there,but in saying that a nude beach is no way near that soft porn theatre stuff,the people on the beach are not ramming there private parts in children's faces or talking about adult sexual deviance,no way near the same,but I still wouldn't let children on the beach. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,371 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Maybe I'm old school, but I think there's something seriously wrong with men wanting to walk around naked in the presence of children....... Cheers. 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,602 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 17 hours ago, mushroom said: These are beaches where you are allowed to choose to be “jacobs hanging out” as you eloquently put it I thinks it’s just common sense what fuucking about means though. How many times have you sat on a beach in Europe, next to birds with their baps out and ran over and motorboated them? Actually, don’t answer that Naked from the waist up male or female no problem......but the line has to be drawn somewhere any adult wanting to walk around with their bits out id find slight oddballs. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 42 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Maybe I'm old school, but I think there's something seriously wrong with men wanting to walk around naked in the presence of children....... Cheers. 100% ...pull your tackle out in front of kids in a town ...your a nonce Pull your tackle out in front of kids on a beach ,with their noncy parents permission ,your a nonce ...the only difference is legality . 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,371 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Astanley said: 100% ...pull your tackle out in front of kids in a town ...your a nonce Pull your tackle out in front of kids on a beach ,with their noncy parents permission ,your a nonce ...the only difference is legality . Don't get me wrong, if consenting, adult, freaky, pervert male and females wish go naked on a private beach.....well, that's their prerogative, but no kids, even their own, should be anywhere near. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 minute ago, chartpolski said: Don't get me wrong, if consenting, adult, freaky, pervert male and females wish go naked on a private beach.....well, that's their prerogative, but no kids, even their own, should be anywhere near. Cheers. Exactly . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 (edited) 53 minutes ago, chartpolski said: Maybe I'm old school, but I think there's something seriously wrong with men wanting to walk around naked in the presence of children....... Cheers. Not so much 'old school', charts, but also decorum, normality and normal decency. Edited May 11, 2022 by shaaark 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 No way I'd of taken my kids to a nudist beach, topless sunbathing is quite different to blokes walking around with their dicks out... maybe I'm a prude but it ain't my thing that's for sure.. 4 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, tandors said: Are kids on the beach aswell? Not where I go, I always set up right out of the way or swim out about 50m on an inflatable island we have. Also it’s not like I strut around the beach, cock out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 44 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Naked from the waist up male or female no problem......but the line has to be drawn somewhere any adult wanting to walk around with their bits out id find slight oddballs. I used to think like that but then again we Brit’s can be prudish. Tbh chilling on the beach naked is pretty relaxing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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