lady boys of bankok

[low plains drifter 9,457]

53 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Ffs I’m nay a dwarf, cnuts!

 

[mackem 23,662]

2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

 

This has more of a Thai flavour. 

 

[low plains drifter 9,457]

2 hours ago, mackem said:

This has more of a Thai flavour. 

 

 

[mackem 23,662]

Just flicking through Amazon Prime, there's a series about brits who move to Thailand and live with Ladyboys, some bloke called Dave, big shaven headed tattooed geezer has invited his 20 year old son to Thailand to meet his "lass" the lass has breast implants but also chose to keep his penis,the son looks unsure of the situation to complicate matters the son is the same age-group as the ladyboy. 

[Leo Sayer 1,697]

On 27/04/2022 at 15:02, mackem said:

What was the story behind that mush? I have a really posh mate in Hampshire, got thrown out of the four floors of whores in Singapore for fighting with a dwarf prostitute. 

Little people need love too.......

 

That was actually a porn film I found in a sex shop in new York lol 

[gnipper 5,944]

4 hours ago, Leo Sayer said:

Little people need love too.......

 

That was actually a porn film I found in a sex shop in new York lol 

Was one of the stars on roller skates with a scar on his forehead? 

[Leo Sayer 1,697]

4 hours ago, gnipper said:

Was one of the stars on roller skates with a scar on his forehead? 

Think there was one on roller skates now you come to mention it lol 

[mackem 23,662]

Friend of mine who works for the british Council in Hong Kong got pissed one night in a BJ bar,disappeared with his "lady" then came back said he just had the best blow job of his life and they were going back to the hotel and he would see me in the morning, I was sober he was pissed as a fart, it's always best to let people learn from their mistakes, I saw him the next day and he recounted the tale of finding a penis in his ladies knickers, I still remind him he must be a puff for saying the best blow job he ever had in his life was from a cock in a frock. 

[mushroom 12,352]

6 hours ago, gnipper said:

Was one of the stars on roller skates with a scar on his forehead? 

Ya fuuckin cock jockey

[mushroom 12,352]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Friend of mine who works for the british Council in Hong Kong got pissed one night in a BJ bar,disappeared with his "lady" then came back said he just had the best blow job of his life and they were going back to the hotel and he would see me in the morning, I was sober he was pissed as a fart, it's always best to let people learn from their mistakes, I saw him the next day and he recounted the tale of finding a penis in his ladies knickers, I still remind him he must be a puff for saying the best blow job he ever had in his life was from a cock in a frock. 

My eldest’s grandad was a submariner. They pulled in for shore leave somewhere in the Far East many moons ago. It was either Singapore or Hong Kong, I forget. They’re in a club and his mates set him up with this bird (yep ) Took him a moment by all accounts, to cotton on. Tongue deep, stubble to stubble  Funny thing is he’s a very big bloke, he ended up twatting 3 of his mates and got a week confined to the sub. Then one of these lads that set him up went and shagged one

[mackem 23,662]

58 minutes ago, mushroom said:

My eldest’s grandad was a submariner. They pulled in for shore leave somewhere in the Far East many moons ago. It was either Singapore or Hong Kong, I forget. 

Could have been either to be honest, though my cash would be Singapore, Bugis Street was known for Ladyboys, Hong Kong, wanchai not so

[gnipper 5,944]

I've heard dirty old men from round here who go regular to Thailand comment on how good the bjs are, blokes know what a bloke likes so that's why they're so good at it

[jukel123 6,570]

44 minutes ago, gnipper said:

I've heard dirty old men from round here who go regular to Thailand comment on how good the bjs are, blokes know what a bloke likes so that's why they're so good at it

Thanks mate, just turned my stomach that did. Just had  my tea as well.

[mushroom 12,352]

50 minutes ago, gnipper said:

I've heard dirty old men from round here who go regular to Thailand comment on how good the bjs are, blokes know what a bloke likes so that's why they're so good at it

Tell us more, you’ve obviously experienced man suck through the eyes of your friends

[gnipper 5,944]

Makes me laugh all these dirty old farts going over there with a missus at home thinking he's just gone a lads drinking holiday and a bit of siam carp fishing and the other sad bellends sending money over to their "girlfriend " who will have had another cock in her mouth before he boarded the flight.