iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 I was in. Only the other week. With the same problem, couldn't pass water, they sent me home with anti biotics. And here I am. Again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Corridors are full.with young n old on. Stretchers waiting to be seen wards full, I feel selfish cos there's worse folk than. Me waiting treatment, one chap in the corridor when I first came into hospital, his foot was black, we all no what that is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
New moon 250 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Corridors are full.with young n old on. Stretchers waiting to be seen wards full, I feel selfish cos there's worse folk than. Me waiting treatment, one chap in the corridor when I first came into hospital, his foot was black, we all no what that is Crazy fella, 2022 and complete chaos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,528 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 I rang an ambulance for an old boy in one of my sites on Monday. He left in it at 21:20 and at 5pm yesterday he still hadn't been seen ffs Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,369 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, dytkos said: I rang an ambulance for an old boy in one of my sites on Monday. He left in it at 21:20 and at 5pm yesterday he still hadn't been seen ffs Cheers, D. He's lucky , over here a woman in her 30s died while waiting on an ambulance because only 2 were on duty instead of the usual 10 .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,661 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 23 hours ago, jukel123 said: I've had more finger up,my bum than a rent boy. I counted them in and I counted them out. White, black, brown, male, female and not sure. I have been double penetrated......... up my arse. Good fun Out of likes but that goes up there as a contender for post of 2022, I thought I was reading the memories of Keith vaz or Freddie mercury Keith, hang in there mate, hopefully your sorted and out soon, you will be OK, just time and discomfort but you will soon be out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, mackem said: Out of likes but that goes up there as a contender for post of 2022, I thought I was reading the memories of Keith vaz or Freddie mercury Keith, hang in there mate, hopefully your sorted and out soon, you will be OK, just time and discomfort but you will soon be out Old age has many benefits. Unfortunately, possessing a defective prostate gland ain't one. The most embarrassing occurrence was when a female urologist in her thirties came to examine me. She decided to stick a camera down my jap's eye. Soon as she grabbed my tadger I became erect. She said "I'll take that as a compliment". She then said I didn't realise you were still sexually active. Cheeky bitch I thought. Put that camera in the bin and I'll show you sexually active whether you like it or not. Atb Keith. Edited April 13, 2022 by jukel123 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,661 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, jukel123 said: The most embarrassing occurrence was when a female urologist in her thirties came to examine me. She decided to stick a camera down my jap's eye. Soon as she grabbed my tadger I became erect. She said "I'll take that as a compliment". She then said I didn't realise you were still sexually active. Cheeky bitch I thought. Put that camera in the bin and I'll show you sexually active whether you like it or not. You should have asked would the consultation have a happy ending 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Still struggling here gentlemen, if you are interested. Becacause I can manage to stand over the bog fer 20 mins, dribbling the eurology Dr says I can go. Home, and he will. Book. Me in. For, circumcision on the 17th May, but I've refused to go home until. I. Get seen. To properly this is the second time in as many weeks I've been admitted with. This complaint, the night nurse gave me a bell. End bottle to. Dribble in, but I'm. That swollen. Up. With. Urine, I can't get my tool. In the bottle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
New moon 250 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 " This too shall pass" as the saying goes 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 I got my charger sid, and my prostate is just fine thank u very much, a procedure carried out this afternoon, nasty man. He was to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,006 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: I got my charger sid, and my prostate is just fine thank u very much, a procedure carried out this afternoon, nasty man. He was to did he gently caress both of your shoulders whilst carrying out said procedure? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 13 hours ago, WILF said: There are some things you should just never share with other men…..and I think you have covered just about all of them there ! Lol I’ve farmers that would make a farmer wince Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,168 Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 hours ago, jukel123 said: Old age has many benefits. Unfortunately, possessing a defective prostate gland ain't one. The most embarrassing occurrence was when a female urologist in her thirties came to examine me. She decided to stick a camera down my jap's eye. Soon as she grabbed my tadger I became erect. She said "I'll take that as a compliment". She then said I didn't realise you were still sexually active. Cheeky bitch I thought. Put that camera in the bin and I'll show you sexually active whether you like it or not. Atb Keith. Whoa……easy there Burt Reynolds, you’ll give yourself a clutcher ! Lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 How's it going Keith? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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