Wolfdog91 6,261 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Was just walking to the break room and there was kid standing by an isle lookin confused, looked to be about 18-19 think ,had a piece of paper and I stop and ask if he needs some help. Says yeah looks at the paper and reads off : he's looking for a can of A I R ,a skyhook ,and a left handed hammer. I looked at him and and before I can say something he about runs off and says he thinks he knows where to find the hammer....... Y'all think I should go try and find him after this break ooooorrrr Kids motivated I'll give him that 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,860 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Skirting board ladder 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Bubble for a level. a long stand striped paint 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,860 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 The Oldman used to take me shop fitting with him in the summer holidays when I was 12/13 yr old...sent me down to the van for a long weight and skirting board ladder... comes out half HR later laughing his cock off the prick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 6,261 Posted March 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Well glad to see the joke translates well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,580 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 A mate of mine reckons he nearly got the sack for not getting rubber nails as he though it was a wind up. He worked on a tug boat and told me they were used to hold the rubber skirt/bumper on the side of the tug. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Bump start the grinder or catch the sparks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rickshaw swami 3,912 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 I've sent a teenager to find a pipe stretcher. When me and my father would take teenagers hog hunting.We would be walking through the woods and my father would shout ,Dont step on that rock ! The boys would ask why.My father would say,Its an Indian sex stone.After a day of hunting one of the boys would ask my father,What is an Indian sex stone.My father would reply.Just a fecking rock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Daniel cain said: The Oldman used to take me shop fitting with him in the summer holidays when I was 12/13 yr old...sent me down to the van for a long weight and skirting board ladder... comes out half HR later laughing his cock off the prick About 20 years ago we sent a a work colleague who was dumb as to the reception (Norbreck castle, Blackpool) for a long stand. He had narcolepsy, we didn’t know this little fact and he ends up crashing out and whacking his head on the marble counter. Pissing blood everywhere and out cold. People were torn between laughing and not 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Councilestatekid 1,644 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 I've sent lads for blackcurrent femadoms for my sore throat.a bag of cliterous allsorts.all the usual stuff tarten paint etc its character building Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 5 hours ago, mushroom said: About 20 years ago we sent a a work colleague who was dumb as to the reception (Norbreck castle, Blackpool) for a long stand. He had narcolepsy, we didn’t know this little fact and he ends up crashing out and whacking his head on the marble counter. Pissing blood everywhere and out cold. People were torn between laughing and not Stayed there last year , was lovely 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Stayed there last year , was lovely Fuucking shit hole lol I’ve posted before about the guests eating in the restaurant with buckets between the tables catching rain water Is Copper Face Jacks still there then? The night club attached… used to go in there as lads Jesus and kinell lol it was filth Edited March 10, 2022 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, mushroom said: Fuucking shit hole lol I’ve posted before about the guests eating in the restaurant with buckets between the tables catching rain water Is Copper Face Jacks still there then? The night club attached… used to go in there as lads Jesus and kinell lol it was filth I don’t know , we had an event for my eldest at the winter gardens in December so stayed the night before there . drove up and down the illuminations and settled into the hotel . wasnt too bad in the dark but revealed it’s glory in the cold light of day . Lesson learned in reality 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I don’t know , we had an event for my eldest at the winter gardens in December so stayed the night before there . drove up and down the illuminations and settled into the hotel . wasnt too bad in the dark but revealed it’s glory in the cold light of day . Lesson learned in reality Dancing was it? Been there about 15 years ago with my eldest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 19 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I don’t know , we had an event for my eldest at the winter gardens in December so stayed the night before there . drove up and down the illuminations and settled into the hotel . wasnt too bad in the dark but revealed it’s glory in the cold light of day . Lesson learned in reality I’ve beautiful photos of my eldest in the gardens from about 15 years ago, probably a similar type of dance comp Next time you’re up in the creek, ask someone who’s lived there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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