Nicepix 5,650 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: I once got my head stuck in some iron railings. Got my head out just as the fire brigade arrived And I'll bet that your boyfriend was long gone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,791 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 Just now, Nicepix said: And I'll bet that your boyfriend was long gone I was only 8 at the time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Councilestatekid 1,644 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 My cousin works at a Manchester hospital and its a daily occurrence people coming in with things stuck up there arses she said 1 guy came in with a bog brush stuck up bristles first when she was student and said he'd slipped getting out of shower and landed on it and without thinking she said well wouldn't it be other way round as it would be sat in its pot.she got reported off the doctor and took for a wording that in future not to say anything 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,944 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 There could have been a genuine reason for it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 49 minutes ago, baker boy said: Just a bit of morbid curiosity, how big is a fkn mortar shell Do pay attention, at the back! " 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm ". 7" long x 2 1/4" round. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 5 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: Deodorant and aerosol cans that have rounded tops are quite common, they stick em up and the top comes off. Or ... *Cough!* ... So I'm reliably informed, you understand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 OMFG! They're talking about it in US! And quite independently of the guys I know there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 A humble mortar shell has now morphed into an ICBM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 I'm fukking Dying here!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: OMFG! They're talking about it in US! And quite independently of the guys I know there! That is how news works. Reporters are too lazy to go and find a story so they copy stuff from other papers and social media. We had a police dog retire early because it wasn't up to the job. It was re-homed to a reporter from a local newspaper who did a short story on the police dog that wouldn't give chase. That was picked by the nationals and then every English speaking country featured the story and in each case the Chinese Whispers effect made a true minor story into a far fetched scenario where the dog allegedly had fallen asleep when chasing a burglar. Reporters from America and Australia were phoning up demanding interviews with the dog handler. Ironically they all missed the bigger story in how the fecking thing had been passed through its initial course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 53 minutes ago, Nicepix said: Chinese Whispers Well; At least That sort of shit would Never happen here! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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