Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 So, I was in the High Street and saw him up ahead of me. I yelled at him, calling him something extremely provocative, for some reason. He came rumbling down the hill like thunder and we fell straight about it. In a crawl space. I wasn't getting the best of the kunt. In fact, I could see he was crawling away from me and trying to get back on the street. That's when I decided it was time to go all out filthy ninja on him. I got a grip on some fukking extremity. Foot or fingers? Started twisting and crushing them for all I was worth! Woke up to the poor little dog that sleeps curled up against my chest screaming like fukk! She was leaping around the floor, at arms length, as I tried to mangle her back paw!!! Fukking Hate bad dreams!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hambone 948 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Suppose its better than dreaming your fighting a proper hard c**t 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted October 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 He was a lot bigger than me though! Fat kunt! Dreams are weird shit, eh? Why, in gods name, would I have a problem with a fat, long dead Welshman?! And in a fukking crawl space!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hambone 948 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 you jut wanted a cwtch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,944 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 I bet the dogs glad it wasn't a bit of crumpet you bumped into in your dream 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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