mushroom 12,388 Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 The lady has booked us into a fuucking 2* hostel! In Valencia ffs, 5 hours on the bloody train... Just arrived to check in and I have to download an app, put up with a cnut at reception, walked into what I've not seen since I was a student and messing around Europe and it smells like fuucking Stilton. She's loving it and I'm not! To top it all.... it took me 30 mins to find a bar to calm my nerves 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mushroom 12,388 Posted October 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 This is not fuucking right. I've got the mrs here, we're in bunk beds fgs but I'm in the bottom bunk sharing with her, for obvious reasons. Can't sleep as there's about 10 other people in the fuucking room (including 4 x 18 year old Brit lads on a bit of a tour ). Last time I stayed anywhere like this, I was 19/20 and tripping my lid off in an Amsterdam canal 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 1,855 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 19 minutes ago, mushroom said: This is not fuucking right. I've got the mrs here, we're in bunk beds fgs but I'm in the bottom bunk sharing with her, for obvious reasons. Can't sleep as there's about 10 other people in the fuucking room (including 4 x 18 year old Brit lads on a bit of a tour ). Last time I stayed anywhere like this, I was 19/20 and tripping my lid off in an Amsterdam canal looks like a peter in fact seen bigger peters 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 You seen the film hostel mush? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,292 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 I’d have just been “you can f**k off, I’m checking into somewhere decent !” Lol The area of that bed has seen more jizz than Katie Prices knicker collection ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 I'd slip her one at 2am just to hear the lads wanking themselves senseless... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,180 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 17/10/2021 at 16:36, mushroom said: The lady has booked us into a fuucking 2* hostel! In Valencia ffs, 5 hours on the bloody train... Just arrived to check in and I have to download an app, put up with a cnut at reception, walked into what I've not seen since I was a student and messing around Europe and it smells like fuucking Stilton. She's loving it and I'm not! To top it all.... it took me 30 mins to find a bar to calm my nerves Mushroom, i done something similar, in 93 our mum took us away to alcudia, belveue complex and we had a ball, well couple of years ago i booked n paid for me, missus and youngen to go, what a bloody disaster, the bed was like a jail bed, the complex was last done up in 93 the roads had miniature grand canyons in them (potholes), the cleaners were robbing the place blind, and the lookey lookey men were like wasps round a jar of jam. No air con, and i ended up in hospital. Never again, im done with spain, its not the place it used to be lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted October 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 2 hours ago, stumfelter said: I'd slip her one at 2am just to hear the lads wanking themselves senseless... She weren't having none of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,388 Posted October 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 7 hours ago, WILF said: I’d have just been “you can f**k off, I’m checking into somewhere decent !” Lol The area of that bed has seen more jizz than Katie Prices knicker collection ! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Sorted? I reckon she played you & got a result there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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