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22 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Hey, Wilf?! You're in the business: Ever come across those casters that lock when ye sit down? I'd fukking kill for a set of them!

My old, original ones started getting sticky. Like a kunt I went and bought a set of these roller blade, super glide things ? Without the bungee cords; I stand up and the fukking chair's off like a whippet!

No, they don’t use them because people fall over out of their chair.

You can get a pad foot that plugs in those sockets and that will leave you “static” 

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@Ken’s’ Deputy have you ever considered compiling a book or have you ? As you are quite descriptive the way you put things and the way it’s laid out and put across says to me you might have some

I think it's about time to face the fact that my game is up. I sleep on a futon. That itself is laid on pallets. Net result is that I'm laying nine inches off the floor. Just for fun; Any of

Did you steal that photo from this month's ,Home and gardens ?

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Damn!!! No wonder I've searched the world for those 'sit breaks', and only ended up with a knock off pair of fukking chink 'Ray Bans' and forty quid out of pocket!

Oh, I'm Gutted now! Destined to spend the rest of my days tripping over a fukking bungee strap! ?

Thanks for the heads up, anyway, mate.

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11 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Damn!!! No wonder I've searched the world for those 'sit breaks', and only ended up with a knock off pair of fukking chink 'Ray Bans' and forty quid out of pocket!

Oh, I'm Gutted now! Destined to spend the rest of my days tripping over a fukking bungee strap! ?

Thanks for the heads up, anyway, mate.

Have you considered a Zimmer frame? ?

Ffs Ditch, you sound like you're falling apart mate ?

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Hey up. Ken look mate you ever manage to get hold of those stay put castor bung us s set there's a good lad   I got missen a new bed when I moved here. I did tell you I'd moved didn't I. ? Well this new bed has those fly away castor youve only gotta look at the bed and it moves but when I dive in last thing at night I'm nearly in next door with Cynthia keep well matey 

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16 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

Hey up. Ken look mate you ever manage to get hold of those stay put castor bung us s set there's a good lad   I got missen a new bed when I moved here. I did tell you I'd moved didn't I. ? Well this new bed has those fly away castor youve only gotta look at the bed and it moves but when I dive in last thing at night I'm nearly in next door with Cynthia keep well matey 

I’d get the wheels oiled up a bit more then next time you dive in it might go straight threw the wall into Cynthia’s, it could have a happy ending ?

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1 hour ago, mushroom said:

 you sound like you're falling apart mate ?

:icon_eek: I'll have you know, I've put a good eight hour day in, in my kitchen! Can't fukking Move for tools all over every available surface!

Had to go into town to grab More Rawlplugs. Red and yellow. I've blasted my way through my supplies of each.

Grabbed some more wood. Didn't have black tiles. But, there's plenty of specialist tile suppliers dotted around here. I'll get them.

Man on a fukking Mission, mate! I Want my proper looking cupboard and I'm gonna fukking well have it!

" Falling Apart "? Feeling like I've been worked over by a bunch of angry Albanians with baseball bats? Certainly!

Falling apart, indeed! (Must just sneak off to Amazon for a pair of fukking knee pads though! That fukking concrete ....!?)

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27 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

Well this new bed has those fly away castor youve only gotta look at the bed and it moves

  :icon_eek: That's the shit I have on this chair, mate! In an office? One little push of ye toes and ye'd be flashing through the place like a jet propelled lunatic!

As it is, with my floor sloping Back from my desk? It's f***ing hopeless! I've had to attach two bloody bungee cords, just to stop me slamming against the wall!

Fukking things!

 

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1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said:

  :icon_eek: That's the shit I have on this chair, mate! In an office? One little push of ye toes and ye'd be flashing through the place like a jet propelled lunatic!

As it is, with my floor sloping Back from my desk? It's f***ing hopeless! I've had to attach two bloody bungee cords, just to stop me slamming against the wall!

Fukking things!

 

It's nowt I can't sort out Ken when I feel up to it I spend most nights on the settee  have done for years my choice 

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