lurcherman 887 12,661 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 28 minutes ago, mC HULL said: look at his horse gear top left corner lol hes on wind up or is he lol That’s his bondage equipment 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted September 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 3 hours ago, FLATTOP said: @Ken’s’ Deputy have you ever considered compiling a book or have you ? Flattop; A serious question will always elicit a serious and considered response from me, mate. Thanks for yours In answer? Yes, I've considered compiling a book. And, no. I never have. The manner in which I write is absolutely natural and from the hip. I've always abhorred the idea of such things as " Writers Groups ". Nor do I try to mimic any style or what ever. I write as I talk. Just naturally. Anyway, to expand my answer to your question? Ask yeself: What would I write a book about? I have no outstanding expertise to impart which hasn't been covered by a dozen others. I have no inspiration to write a novel. Autobiography?! That'd be gripping, wouldn't it? Born. Grew up. Grew old. Fukk Yeah! (Oh, wait; Is that Hodder and Stoughton on my phone ....? Damn! No. Some kunt asking about my motors extended three year warranty!) Wrote a few short 'Short Stories', for amusement. Probably the best received thing I've ever written was a thing called " Day Three ". Funny as fukk, actually. My Uncle got to see it. And I'm told he said; " Good lord! This boy should write a book! " Quite funny, really. His was already published! Now; Where's my coy little fan club? It's so sweet to see their pouty, foamy little mouths flapping as they poke So hard, in impotence, at their little keyboards 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 How old are you? Can't be healthy sleeping next to that mould, you'll be breathing spores in all night! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,458 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Call it ....'Now that's what I call shabby chic ' ...and get Darcy to publish it . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,661 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Ken after a night on his new bed 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted September 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 minute ago, stumfelter said: How old are you? Can't be healthy sleeping next to that mould, you'll be breathing spores in all night! After forty odd years of smoking like Grenfel Tower. And most of a life time of absolutely giving Ollie Reed, Richard Harris and Peter O' Toole, combined, a bloody good run for their money? I'm quite satisfied to still be here, mate! Surviving full blown, undiagnosed Weils Disease at the age of fifteen, being professed " A Walking Miracle ", by the specialists might have been a clue. I'm not exactly Millennial material! Old school, mate. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,617 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 51 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Flattop; A serious question will always elicit a serious and considered response from me, mate. Thanks for yours In answer? Yes, I've considered compiling a book. And, no. I never have. The manner in which I write is absolutely natural and from the hip. I've always abhorred the idea of such things as " Writers Groups ". Nor do I try to mimic any style or what ever. I write as I talk. Just naturally. Anyway, to expand my answer to your question? Ask yeself: What would I write a book about? I have no outstanding expertise to impart which hasn't been covered by a dozen others. I have no inspiration to write a novel. Autobiography?! That'd be gripping, wouldn't it? Born. Grew up. Grew old. Fukk Yeah! (Oh, wait; Is that Hodder and Stoughton on my phone ....? Damn! No. Some kunt asking about my motors extended three year warranty!) Wrote a few short 'Short Stories', for amusement. Probably the best received thing I've ever written was a thing called " Day Three ". Funny as fukk, actually. My Uncle got to see it. And I'm told he said; " Good lord! This boy should write a book! " Quite funny, really. His was already published! Now; Where's my coy little fan club? It's so sweet to see their pouty, foamy little mouths flapping as they poke So hard, in impotence, at their little keyboards Great reply I new there was one coming lol, a book of short stories of everyday life would be appropriate keep them coming it’s what makes this place what it is. I have often thought about my experiences on the railway over the last 20 plus years too many comedy moments and characters but a few stand out a member of my old gang diving into a line side neighbours swimming pool in the dead of winter you could tell it was a big mistake we had to fish him out, another good one from that gang a blow up doll strapped to the back of a pick up truck with its legs opening and shutting with a sign saying f@ck me big boy driving down the road, our ganger went mental and another great one I was called to a station about a trespasser as I got on the station a freight train crept by with the driver hanging out crying with laughter saying he’s down there he’s down there we got to the bloke he was completely naked and covered in shit and pissed I said to the Btp over to you boys it’s not all been fun but it’s what you make it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 hour ago, FLATTOP said: Great reply I new there was one coming lol, a book of short stories of everyday life would be appropriate keep them coming it’s what makes this place what it is. I have often thought about my experiences on the railway over the last 20 plus years too many comedy moments and characters but a few stand out a member of my old gang diving into a line side neighbours swimming pool in the dead of winter you could tell it was a big mistake we had to fish him out, another good one from that gang a blow up doll strapped to the back of a pick up truck with its legs opening and shutting with a sign saying f@ck me big boy driving down the road, our ganger went mental and another great one I was called to a station about a trespasser as I got on the station a freight train crept by with the driver hanging out crying with laughter saying he’s down there he’s down there we got to the bloke he was completely naked and covered in shit and pissed I said to the Btp over to you boys it’s not all been fun but it’s what you make it Imagine getting Ken banged up by the BTP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,246 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 hour ago, FLATTOP said: Great reply I new there was one coming lol, a book of short stories of everyday life would be appropriate keep them coming it’s what makes this place what it is. I have often thought about my experiences on the railway over the last 20 plus years too many comedy moments and characters but a few stand out a member of my old gang diving into a line side neighbours swimming pool in the dead of winter you could tell it was a big mistake we had to fish him out, another good one from that gang a blow up doll strapped to the back of a pick up truck with its legs opening and shutting with a sign saying f@ck me big boy driving down the road, our ganger went mental and another great one I was called to a station about a trespasser as I got on the station a freight train crept by with the driver hanging out crying with laughter saying he’s down there he’s down there we got to the bloke he was completely naked and covered in shit and pissed I said to the Btp over to you boys it’s not all been fun but it’s what you make it Covered in shit n piss. I wonder who that was eh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted September 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 hour ago, FLATTOP said: we got to the bloke he was completely naked and covered in shit and pissed I said to the Btp over to you boys How though? Why?!? WTF?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,617 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: How though? Why?!? WTF?!? It’s normal in my world the things I’ve attended would amaze you some of the more darker stuff would blow your mind….. Edited September 14, 2021 by FLATTOP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,134 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 Regarding your mould if you can get hold of some halophane roll it over your mouldy walls then paint over it anti fungal paint that will kill the mould and it won’t return 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,401 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 10 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: Ken after a night on his new bed Looks like he's just cornholed the neighbours goat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,617 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: How though? Why?!? WTF?!? Ha ha I just remembered like most pissed people they want to be your your friend and shake your hand this naked bloke Willy out the lot holding out his hand to shake mine I looked and it was chocolate fingers all the way, I said na mate your alright 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,661 Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, low plains drifter said: Looks like he's just cornholed the neighbours goat Feeling proud with him self also Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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