lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 31 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Err ... Try Reading what we've been discussing, before making a kunt of yeself, ffs! Mate it’s not me sleeping on a f***ing pallet give your head a wobble will ya and straiten that gaff up 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Astanley said: Did you steal that photo from this month's ,Home and gardens ? Dry cnut Fuuck me Ditchshitter you need a damp course and a lick of paint in there pal Get some 2"x2" timber and raise the bed. Make a frame with seating underneath, like a bunk bed. Screw it to the wall (after you've scraped, sealed and painted both sides. In and out) jobs a good 'un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mushroom said: Dry cnut Fuuck me Ditchshitter you need a damp course and a lick of paint in there pal Get some 2"x2" timber and raise the bed. Make a frame with seating underneath, like a bunk bed. Screw it to the wall (after you've scraped, sealed and painted both sides. In and out) jobs a good 'un Even better idea, drill two holes and get a hammock hung up. Just don't try having sex in one, stood up. Edited September 12, 2021 by Greb147 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mother_Mary 844 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Naah. Be a terrible world of dog hair and spiders webs, Sid. Fukking bad enough as it is, just one pallet deep. I have to occasionally lift the futon. Get the hoover in there. And Fill the fukking thing! Blocks would be better all round. More air circulation. Easier to get off. And I could sweep out beneath it. Besides; I build a wooden box, to contain / cover my futon and its pallets. Stop the dogs getting on it in day time. I could support that on the blocks, along with the current pallets, and I'd just have an elevated futon. Bung more pallets under the ones already there? I'd look like something out of San Francisco! Here it is, as is, see? Take the dog beds off. Raise the lid ~ which hooks to the wall. Drop the side bit, so my leg doesn't stick out and rest on the edge of a plank (!) And, the futon's in there. Good as gold. It just needs to be higher now. And, with blocks? When I get Really seriously fukked? I can just add more. Then roll off and die! Jesus wept I’ve seen Cambodian prison cells more inviting. you must have been a sadistic evil c**t in a previous life to deserve the shit your wallowing in now. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted September 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 At least I never touched Cambodian kiddies. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Mother_Mary said: Jesus wept I’ve seen Cambodian prison cells more inviting. you must have been a sadistic evil c**t in a previous life to deserve the shit your wallowing in now. Why would you talk to the man like that? Have a fuuckin heart ya mare 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,463 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Naah. Be a terrible world of dog hair and spiders webs, Sid. Fukking bad enough as it is, just one pallet deep. I have to occasionally lift the futon. Get the hoover in there. And Fill the fukking thing! Blocks would be better all round. More air circulation. Easier to get off. And I could sweep out beneath it. Besides; I build a wooden box, to contain / cover my futon and its pallets. Stop the dogs getting on it in day time. I could support that on the blocks, along with the current pallets, and I'd just have an elevated futon. Bung more pallets under the ones already there? I'd look like something out of San Francisco! Here it is, as is, see? Take the dog beds off. Raise the lid ~ which hooks to the wall. Drop the side bit, so my leg doesn't stick out and rest on the edge of a plank (!) And, the futon's in there. Good as gold. It just needs to be higher now. And, with blocks? When I get Really seriously fukked? I can just add more. Then roll off and die! War torn Yugoslavia? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Ffs Ken, seriously mate, if you're not getting any younger, you're not doing yourself any favours by sleeping like that. You can buy all sorts of beds nowadays - proper ones, as firm as you like, where you can get out of bed at an easier height. ....... My best advice is to sort that room out and give yourself somewhere to rest up properly at the end of the day. That wall would worry me if I found it in a relatives bedroom - I'd have to sort it same day so that I knew they weren't breathing in anything dodgy. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wildman 374 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Looks like terry Waite's old bedroom ,nice, plus another fantastically interesting mesmerizing piece of shit post , from t h l resident bore.!!!!!!! 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Has he been on ? If not He probably can’t get out of bed did I say bed I mean plank 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,648 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 In all fairness,and without wanting to patronise the ol boy....but nobody in the free and developed world should have to live like that surely if times are that hard just f**k your internet connection off and paint your wall/buy a bed etc. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 27 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: In all fairness,and without wanting to patronise the ol boy....but nobody in the free and developed world should have to live like that surely if times are that hard just f**k your internet connection off and paint your wall/buy a bed etc. I may be wrong but I don't think times are hard for him at all. Maybe eccentric is the word and forgive me Ken if I wrong but come on pal you shouldn't be sleeping like that tell you what mate if I was nearer I would readily come over yours and help out atb matey 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,648 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: I may be wrong but I don't think times are hard for him at all. Maybe eccentric is the word and forgive me Ken if I wrong but come on pal you shouldn't be sleeping like that tell you what mate if I was nearer I would readily come over yours and help out atb matey I can see he's eccentric thats fine......but nobody lives in squalor out of choice....do they ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,648 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, sid g said: internets could be the mans only source of contact with the outside world , Maybe.....give me dry/warm/comfortable all day long.....each to their own i suppose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Maybe.....give me dry/warm/comfortable all day long.....each to their own i suppose. Aint you got a queen size mammoth bed you can donate mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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