socks 32,253 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 Just now, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I used to know a lad who used to do karate katas in nightclubs nothing can be worse than that Kenneth Mate you honestly haven’t seen me trying to throw shapes. I have the rhythm of a drugged sloth ……. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bearfoot 1,476 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 https://youtu.be/KVj6JQulAhU the chink no better than Leroy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 16 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I used to know a lad who used to do karate katas in nightclubs nothing can be worse than that Kenneth That was ken 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,970 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 hours ago, kanny said: Everyday I'm shuffling! .....bloody gout mate. Feel your pain !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,970 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 Buck dancing ,check that out ,just think Deliverance ,Southern comfort ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,648 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 The only time I got on the dance floor was just before kicking out time ,the “ erection session “. I’d scan the disco or club for a desperate looking female , then it would be something like George Michael , careless whisper, a quick grope , a portion of chips , then in the taxi and if she wasn’t asleep or a lesbian “ happy days “ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,557 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 52 minutes ago, Chid said: That was ken Hopefully not our ray , there’d be massacres all over the place 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, socks said: I am hands down without doubt the worst dancer in the history of human kind. Race you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big sid 1,119 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 cut a few rugs in my time, ya dancing? ya asking? i'm asking, well i'm dancing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,728 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'll have to take your word for that! I was the wallflower looking on thinking "wish I could do that ". I didn't used to do too badly though, would just sit in a corner with a pint, licking my eyebrows. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 1,913 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 go on you mad f****r. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,624 Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) Not sure id call it dancing but must admit as much as i dont buy into black culture one bit i dont mind watching a bit of that breakdancing shit takes some good athleticism that.....all that robotics stuff is very clever i quite enjoy watching that....someone showed me this lad some time ago i must of watched it a hundred times and still cant quite get my nut round it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMILw Edited August 9, 2021 by gnasher16 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,257 Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 10:51, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Imagine being at school , not really much cop at anything , just a skinny white kid , pretty much invisible. talent show day , “thank you Jenny with your magic tricks , now we have here , Brett doing a dance tribute …” imagine the damage that kid did after that I think that’s amazing now in my mature adult mind…….back in school…..I’d have been the kid falling down the stair behind him, smashed on vodka, with sick down my scooter jacket shouting fucks all over the show and being physically escorted from the building while people went home in tears ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 26 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: someone showed me this lad some time ago i must of watched it a hundred times and still cant quite get my nut round it ! FFS, Gnash! I think I need to take a walk in the fresh air after watching that! Jesus Fukking Christ! Is that even humanly possible?! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,257 Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 This is the best EVER ! Fact ! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qyyJBYfnwA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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