si brown 8,486 Posted August 1, 2021 Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 Not only is it Yorkshire day but it’s bag a buck season ive had my eye on this freezer filler a few times but sticking to the rules I’ve let him slide, just said to my lass I’m off up the moors to catch up with him! then she started laughing… I crashed my truck a couple of weeks back and I’ve got the worlds crappest curtesy car while it’s getting fixed! she said htf are you going to get it back I could rope it on the top 8 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,720 Posted August 1, 2021 Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 I’d love to see you driving through the town with a buck strapped to the roof of that 3 Quote Link to post
FOXHUNTER 5,020 Posted August 1, 2021 Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 Go on I dare you 3 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, Stavross said: I’d love to see you driving through the town with a buck strapped to the roof of that If I can’t get parked outside the front of the house I usually have to run down street with them over me shoulder 3 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, FOXHUNTER said: Go on I dare you May as well, it smells like something died in it any way… used the windscreen squirter tonight, smells like someone's pi55ed in the bottle some like for like car swap 3 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Stockpot said: You'll be fine, we once got a decent sized Red stag in a Peugeot 205! Once got 3 people and 2 nicked Christmas trees in a 205 2 Quote Link to post
villaman 9,979 Posted August 1, 2021 Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 I thought only women crash cars Quote Link to post
Dervburner 2,548 Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 Did you crash your mower as well si.....? 6 Quote Link to post
Wolfdog91 6,261 Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 Shiiiiid gimme a pocket knife and a few heavy duty trash bags and we can fit him in the back seat 1 Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 (edited) I once wrote a car off. Whilst waiting for insurance etc I was using enterprise car hire & wrote the hire car off too! Gods honest. Had to have fire brigade cut me out of it! Edited August 2, 2021 by BenBhoy 1 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Dervburner said: Did you crash your mower as well si.....? That broke years ago… life’s too short for gardening, and I can’t stand the lezzer next door buck one who moans about it 4 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 5 hours ago, BenBhoy said: I once wrote a car off. Whilst waiting for insurance etc I was using enterprise car hire & wrote the hire car off too! Gods honest. Had to have fire brigade cut me out of it! First time I’ve had a bump in 30 years of driving old bloke left his indicator on and I pulled out… he didn’t turn in. got a big van today from enterprise, hopefully I don’t smash that 1 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted August 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said: Shiiiiid gimme a pocket knife and a few heavy duty trash bags and we can fit him in the back seat It wouldn’t of moved with that thing in the back it struggled like f up some of the hills round my area with just me in it Quote Link to post
Alsone 789 Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) A Hire Company once offered me a Vauxhall Mereva similar to this when I took my car in to a dealership go back to the factory for a paint problem: I told them I'd have my car back and cancel for another time (they had a flat bed waiting). Needles to say I got an upgrade to a quite decent sporty Corsa. Not much of an upgrade, but an upgrade nevertheless! I wonder now what they'd have said if I kept it and returned it with a deer in the rear... Edited August 4, 2021 by Alsone Quote Link to post
dytkos 17,536 Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 When my Mrs pranged our Lexus, the insurance company authorised a local body shop for the repairs, they rolled up with a Ford Ka lol, I fukced them off and said I wanted Lexus Plymouth to do the work. They trucked it away and I got a brand spanking demo IS diesel Cheers, D. Quote Link to post
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