Lenmcharristar 9,167 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 2 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Any more talk like that sir and I will come over yours and give you a basil fawlty flowery twats thrashing Cats are good for nothing else, except for hammering the native wildlife in the countries they invade, same as a camel jockey illegal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 Be a nice bit of company I would think mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted July 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 Cheers Arry I've a wicked sense of humour well I must have after all I put up with you lot but that clip and indeed the whole series has me in stitches cheers matey by the way I've shown that cat the door it was scratting it's goolies off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 4,924 Posted July 20, 2021 Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 4 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Cheers lads it never entered my head about fleas it's fast asleep here bit of company for me I’ll send you something to put on its neck. Should sort the flea problem, just PM your addy mate 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted July 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2021 The expression on their faces eh brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,944 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 20/07/2021 at 12:07, TOMO said: its worth remembering that the cat flea is the most common flea as well....take dido,s advice mate....buy some spot on and treat it..just in case.....a few quid now could save you a shit ton of grief ....and money Apparently the dog ones are the best to use Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,114 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 About 5/6 yrs ago I came home after a 4day festival, and standing on my garden fence was a big ol' hairy cat. My then Mrs opened the back door to shew if away, I stopped her, still full of "festival vibes" and started chatting with said beast. It hopped off the fence, ran into my kitchen shouting its head off, then crashed out on the floor. Woke up an hour or so later and f.ucked off...next morning there it was at the back door again, shouting away for food, and I succumbed to its charms and gave it some ham out the fridge.... still got the bugger, even moved house with it!!!! As the op of this thread, never was a cat person, but this greedy, daft ba.stard changed that... Yokel. 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 2 hours ago, YOKEL said: About 5/6 yrs ago I came home after a 4day festival, and standing on my garden fence was a big ol' hairy cat. My then Mrs opened the back door to shew if away, I stopped her, still full of "festival vibes" and started chatting with said beast. It hopped off the fence, ran into my kitchen shouting its head off, then crashed out on the floor. Woke up an hour or so later and f.ucked off...next morning there it was at the back door again, shouting away for food, and I succumbed to its charms and gave it some ham out the fridge.... still got the bugger, even moved house with it!!!! As the op of this thread, never was a cat person, but this greedy, daft ba.stard changed that... Yokel. I’m not a cat person as such but I’d happily have a silver tabby Norwegian Forest cat similar looking to yours 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,363 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Kill the c**t Kieth !! Its probably some type of cyborg sent to kill you by the New World Order. They want rid of us old codgers who aren't producing anything or paying taxes ! Well, that's according to some of the more mental posters on the various Covid threads ! ! Stay safe mate and just enjoy life Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 4 hours ago, YOKEL said: About 5/6 yrs ago I came home after a 4day festival, and standing on my garden fence was a big ol' hairy cat. My then Mrs opened the back door to shew if away, I stopped her, still full of "festival vibes" and started chatting with said beast. It hopped off the fence, ran into my kitchen shouting its head off, then crashed out on the floor. Woke up an hour or so later and f.ucked off...next morning there it was at the back door again, shouting away for food, and I succumbed to its charms and gave it some ham out the fridge.... still got the bugger, even moved house with it!!!! As the op of this thread, never was a cat person, but this greedy, daft ba.stard changed that... Yokel. Try it on the Westons - mum went mental at me when I was younger for giving our old cat Guinness. ........ it fell of the sofa, walked into the patio door and threw up on the living room carpet 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,363 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Just now, Jonjon79 said: Try it on the Westons - mum went mental at me when I was younger for giving our old cat Guinness. ........ it fell of the sofa, walked into the patio door and threw up on the living room carpet That was me at 14......... Cheers. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 4 hours ago, YOKEL said: About 5/6 yrs ago I came home after a 4day festival, and standing on my garden fence was a big ol' hairy cat. My then Mrs opened the back door to shew if away, I stopped her, still full of "festival vibes" and started chatting with said beast. It hopped off the fence, ran into my kitchen shouting its head off, then crashed out on the floor. Woke up an hour or so later and f.ucked off...next morning there it was at the back door again, shouting away for food, and I succumbed to its charms and gave it some ham out the fridge.... still got the bugger, even moved house with it!!!! As the op of this thread, never was a cat person, but this greedy, daft ba.stard changed that... Yokel. Fecking hate the poxy good for nothing cat ,but your floor is pretty cool bud.... 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,114 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 52 minutes ago, fireman said: Fecking hate the poxy good for nothing cat ,but your floor is pretty cool bud.... I liked that floor, can't say as I liked laying it! Was a bit optimistic in the time it would take, and set about it after work one night.... Yokel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 2 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: I’m not a cat person as such but I’d happily have a silver tabby Norwegian Forest cat similar looking to yours Redneck, you're not a cat person, BUT, you know what a 'silver tabby norwegian forest cat' is?! Is that like making names up like these designer dogs these days? Not you personally, just cat people in general. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 4,924 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Don’t mind cats, but hate the destruction of wildlife they cause. Estimated that they kill over 100 million birds and mammals in the UK each year. Must be 1000+ times more than all the dogs in the country, but very little ever said about it. And don’t get me started on the free roaming and sh!tting in gardens etc. It should be legal to shoot/trap/poison the fcuking things on your property. Hmmm, turns out I do mind cats 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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