kanny 19,380 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 How fukcing pathetic ... trying to be the big I am in front of your boy and his mates ... look at me I’m the cool dad .... instead you cause your dog what could be a career ending injury ... you embarrass your lad in front of his mates and you stain your newly laid concrete ... it would serve you right if you got gangrene from your wounds lost both your legs and left a shit stain behind you when you dragged your pathetic carcass across your new yard ......... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,138 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, socks said: How fukcing pathetic ... trying to be the big I am in front of your boy and his mates ... look at me I’m the cool dad .... instead you cause your dog what could be a career ending injury ... you embarrass your lad in front of his mates and you stain your newly laid concrete ... it would serve you right if you got gangrene from your wounds lost both your legs and left a shit stain behind you when you dragged your pathetic carcass across your new yard ......... Your so f***ing wrong my little Welsh Munchkin friend....so wrong its untrue... I was showing off infront of my daughter, Fin was out with his mates far away from his pathetic excuse for a father...lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,138 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, kanny said: That was Socks attempt.... lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 minute ago, NEWKID said: Your so f***ing wrong my little Welsh Munchkin friend....so wrong its untrue... I was showing off infront of my daughter, Fin was out with his mates far away from his pathetic excuse for a father...lol Fukc sake that’s even worse ... now instead of your daughter seeing you as the epitome of what a man a dad a role model should be and aiming high in her mind to marry somebody just like you ... she now sees who and what you really are and will probably end up marrying somebody called tyron who works on the waltzers at a travelling fun fair who smokes weed at 6am in the morning has a strange attraction to disabled conjoined twins and brews his own meths ..... if only you hadn’t felt the need to try and show off ....... 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,381 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 7 hours ago, NEWKID said: OK...I'm ready for the shit... At 44 I should know better than trying to show off in front of thd kids...but...I thought I could at least skate board down the yard without much problem...wrong...my f***ing stupid dog decided she wanted in and stuck her foot under the wheel... I'm not joking I flew a good 6ft before hitting the concrete, I'm hobbling around, knee, hip, shoulder and both wrists are injured...oh...and up the vets as the dogs foot ended up gashed....what a complete twat... Plus my wife rang the vets and told them the story, the pretty young vet who took the dog off me said.."a skateboarding accident wasn't it?"... I felt a proper twat...lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Thinking about it im wondering if the dog could of skateboarded better ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, socks said: Fukc sake that’s even worse ... now instead of your daughter seeing you as the epitome of what a man a dad a role model should be and aiming high in her mind to marry somebody just like you ... she now sees who and what you really are and will probably end up marrying somebody called tyron who works on the waltzers at a travelling fun fair who smokes weed at 6am in the morning has a strange attraction to disabled conjoined twins and brews his own meths ..... if only you hadn’t felt the need to try and show off ....... Do you know me??? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 8 hours ago, socks said: Fukc sake that’s even worse ... now instead of your daughter seeing you as the epitome of what a man a dad a role model should be and aiming high in her mind to marry somebody just like you ... she now sees who and what you really are and will probably end up marrying somebody called tyron who works on the waltzers at a travelling fun fair who smokes weed at 6am in the morning has a strange attraction to disabled conjoined twins and brews his own meths ..... if only you hadn’t felt the need to try and show off ....... Suspiciously specific... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 11 hours ago, NEWKID said: I expected nothing less from you 2 twats!! Lol Ffs make some stabilisers for it till you get better at it don't give up so easy lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,200 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Don’t know what all the fuss is about, surely it’s every dads job to be an embarrassment to there kids, good work Kev looks like you done it in style 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 8 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: Thinking about it im wondering if the dog could of skateboarded better ? Could hardly do worse …. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,557 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,624 Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 Talk about brought back down to earth ....its one of lifes little levellers when you hear " dad stop showing off " or " dad act your age " aint it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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