Popular Post NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 (edited) OK...I'm ready for the shit... At 44 I should know better than trying to show off in front of thd kids...but...I thought I could at least skate board down the yard without much problem...wrong...my f***ing stupid dog decided she wanted in and stuck her foot under the wheel... I'm not joking I flew a good 6ft before hitting the concrete, I'm hobbling around, knee, hip, shoulder and both wrists are injured...oh...and up the vets as the dogs foot ended up gashed....what a complete twat... Plus my wife rang the vets and told them the story, the pretty young vet who took the dog off me said.."a skateboarding accident wasn't it?"... I felt a proper twat...lol Edited June 4, 2021 by NEWKID 27 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Shit happened. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Newsflash: Peter Pan finds out 44 year olds don't bounce. Hope Fergie's OK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,172 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, NEWKID said: OK...I'm ready for the shit... At 44 I should know better than trying to show off in front of thd kids...but...I thought I could at least skate board down the yard without much problem...wrong...my f***ing stupid dog decided she wanted in and stuck her foot under the wheel... I'm not joking I flew a good 6ft before hitting the concrete, I'm hobbling around, knee, hip, shoulder and both wrists are injured...oh...and up the vets as the dogs foot ended up gashed....what a complete twat... Plus my wife rang the vets and told them the story, the pretty young vet who took the dog off me said.."a skateboarding accident wasn't it?"... I felt a proper twat...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,814 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 I'd imagine because your a nice bloke kev, barring socks you'll get off fairly lightly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo 802 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 No fool like an old fool they say mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,360 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Unlike fine wine, some of us don't improve with age ! Get well soon ! ! (The dog, not you, you barmy bugger ! ! ) Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 TWAT lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, walshie said: Newsflash: Peter Pan finds out 44 year olds don't bounce. Hope Fergie's OK. Too right Dave...I saw the concrete coming at me and thought oh f**k this is gonna hurt!! And it did!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, baker boy said: As long as the dogs ok, no harm done Dogs gonna be fine...my pride and pocket are severely dented though!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 4 hours ago, South hams hunter said: I'd imagine because your a nice bloke kev, barring socks you'll get off fairly lightly Ha...wishful thinking but cheers.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, robbo said: No fool like an old fool they say mate. Thing is Bry, I was shit on a skateboard at 15 so God knows why I thought I'd be any good now!! Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, chartpolski said: Unlike fine wine, some of us don't improve with age ! Get well soon ! ! (The dog, not you, you barmy bugger ! ! ) Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,085 Posted June 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, sid g said: yeah yeah blame the poor dog ,,,, more like you ran over her when you get old n fat its a long hard fall ... 1 hour ago, sid g said: 17 minutes ago, twobob said: TWAT lol I expected nothing less from you 2 twats!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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