Lawn care maintenance.. tips and advice!

[Gypsydog94 4,326]

19 hours ago, Bush Rummager said:

Any of you gaylords cut your grass yet?? Took the top off mine last week when it was really mild!!

I’m itching to but getting rain most days and when we don’t I’m busy working

[Bush Rummager 3,744]

On 25/02/2024 at 08:51, Leo Sayer said:

Astroturf mine , maintaince free

That is probably my next move matey once I get permanently f@@ked off pissing about with the never ending cycle trying to get a nice looking bit of turf and getting nowhere fast! My old man had the artificial down as soon as I moved out. It was me that used to do all the mowing mind.. so I can't blame slack f@@ker really!! Lol..

[paulus 26]

Mine has hardly stopped growing all winter. It badly needs cutting, But its like a quagmire, Not a chance in hell of being able to run a mower over it. 

[Daniel cain 42,800]

Done away with the  grass ,20 yrs ago when I first bought the place, concrete pads and runs on the left and righthand side,one across the top of the garden....and slabbed the f***ing lot in-between...job down

[Aussie Whip 3,822]

On 28/02/2024 at 06:57, Daniel cain said:

Done away with the  grass ,20 yrs ago when I first bought the place, concrete pads and runs on the left and righthand side,one across the top of the garden....and slabbed the f***ing lot in-between...job down

Typical Greenkeeper .After cutting a few thousand acres of grass you tend to get like that .