Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 It has a sound recording facility on it. I so wish I could figure out how to make it work! Sadly though, I can't. I've tried and tried. But, it just keeps sending me round in fukking circles If I could though? I'd keep it beside my bed. Then, when I first stirred, I'd grab it. Switch the recorder on and hold it to my arse. I'd gleefully record that first, glorious, five second long expulsion of gasses. I'd do this for several days. Then, I'd make an MP3 of it. And I'd put it on here. Just to wind you fukkers up. That's just how I roll. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Peter in family guy as he lets rip in mate face ....I'm a smart fella and your a ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Just now, Astanley said: Peter in family guy as he lets rip in megs face ....I'm a smart fella and your a ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Astanley said: Peter in family guy as he lets rip in mate face ....I'm a smart fella and your a ... That's just fukking spooky, Stan! Because, I swear to god, I've just popped in here between watching episodes of Family Guy!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: That's just fukking spooky, Stan! Because, I swear to god, I've just popped in here between watching episodes of Family Guy!!! I know ,I'm watching you 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,631 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Great post Ken 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Surely, this is a "wind") up..........? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,818 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: It has a sound recording facility on it. I so wish I could figure out how to make it work! Sadly though, I can't. I've tried and tried. But, it just keeps sending me round in fukking circles If I could though? I'd keep it beside my bed. Then, when I first stirred, I'd grab it. Switch the recorder on and hold it to my arse. I'd gleefully record that first, glorious, five second long expulsion of gasses. I'd do this for several days. Then, I'd make an MP3 of it. And I'd put it on here. Just to wind you fukkers up. That's just how I roll. what phone do you have ken? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Huawei, mate. I can probably dig out the model number. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,818 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Huawei, mate. I can probably dig out the model number. if you cant find it the recorder just download one. app should look like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Got the recorder on here. Just that it sends me round in fukking circles Wait there. I'll put it through its paces and report exactly the shit it's giving me. Tools. Recorder. (Open) " Reminder: This feature requires the following permission, You can grant it in Settings. Storage. Cancel / Enable " Hit enable: " Uninstall / Force Stop " Well, we can just write it off from there. Because fukk all else makes sense. I've gone through the things it'll let me do next and nothing seems to enable me to record myself shitting the sheets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,114 Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: Huawei, mate. I can probably dig out the model number. Huaaawei huwaaawei huaaawei huaaawei?!!! Yooou're not singiiing anymooore, yooou're not sii ii iinging anyyymooore!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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