mackem 23,675 Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 minute ago, mackem said: I actually pointed out to my mate that David Copeland bombed the pub.You know those ladybird parody books, Ladybird make a methlab etc, my mate saw one Ladybird Let's make a bomb, he posted it and went to bed, early hours of the morning his door went in anti-terrorist cops, released without charge but they kept his laptop and phone for 3 months. *edit, I should have said he posted it on his Facebook, he said the cops thought they had hit the jackpot when they saw mein kampf on his bedside table. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 36 minutes ago, mackem said: OTT gays ate in Soho the other day, tried to get a pic of this bloke as he went past the Admiral Duncan but failed miserable, but he had an incredible Village People moustache That's the multicultural metropolitan shit hole for you - Sodom and Gomorrah must be embraced and, not wanting to sit next to those c**ts is a hate crime. Sorry mate but, it's no where that I'll miss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,182 Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, mackem said: *edit, I should have said he posted it on his Facebook, he said the cops thought they had hit the jackpot when they saw mein kampf on his bedside table. Special Branch was raiding lads right upto the late 90s mate, they took loads of a pal of mines collection of 2nd world war German memorabilia for themselves. They was going through his gaff and saying “Can we have this?….look good in my office” and laughing and he was “Take what you like, just hurry up and f**k off” lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,474 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) I recently got my youngest on a push bike, all was well he loves it tonight missus has sold his slightly too small expensive bike and bought a larger version in fecking pink , so now I've been breaking down the most complex kids bike or any bike I've ever seen in preparation for a respray, left with a chain going through frame and pedal arms pressed onto a shaft that I can't remove even with bearing pullers , I've no idea what goes through women's heads .....just letting off some steam.... apparently I'm making a big deal of it she was gonna buy some can of paint spray... Edited October 13, 2022 by Borr 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, Borr said: I recently got my youngest on a push bike, all was well he loves it tonight missus has sold his slightly too small expensive bike and bought a larger version in fecking pink , so now I've been breaking down the most complex kids bike or any bike I've ever seen in preparation for a respray, left with a chain going through frame and pedal arms pressed onto a shaft that I can't remove even with bearing pullers , I've no idea what goes through women's heads .....just letting off some steam.... apparently I'm making a big deal of it she was gonna buy some can of paint spray... Just don’t …. we have two kids but more bikes than Halfords . I’ve had the same two bikes since 2009 , a felt garmin and a cannondale slice . She’s had at least twenty , each one a must have from face book , for the kids we have scooters , skateboards , plastic motorbikes , roller blades , trikes , monkey bikes ( to be fair that was amazing it was f***ing rapid ) falling out of our ears . I’ve spent 18 months of chaos on balance bikes , bmxs , ragging the boy round parks and cycle tracks . can’t complain though mate , you have to love a kid with their bike . my eldest calls her bikes names , currently she’s dubbed hers Jodie . Last week she opened the garage and her new at Xmas mountain bike was stood there . “there she is “ she said fully deadpan “ old jo” cheeky cow , she’s had it ten months. 4 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 46 minutes ago, Borr said: I recently got my youngest on a push bike, all was well he loves it tonight missus has sold his slightly too small expensive bike and bought a larger version in fecking pink , so now I've been breaking down the most complex kids bike or any bike I've ever seen in preparation for a respray, left with a chain going through frame and pedal arms pressed onto a shaft that I can't remove even with bearing pullers , I've no idea what goes through women's heads .....just letting off some steam.... apparently I'm making a big deal of it she was gonna buy some can of paint spray... Get a chain link breaker or whatever they are called and crank removal tool cheap enough from Halfords 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,474 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 24 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Just don’t …. we have two kids but more bikes than Halfords . I’ve had the same two bikes since 2009 , a felt garmin and a cannondale slice . She’s had at least twenty , each one a must have from face book , for the kids we have scooters , skateboards , plastic motorbikes , roller blades , trikes , monkey bikes ( to be fair that was amazing it was f***ing rapid ) falling out of our ears . I’ve spent 18 months of chaos on balance bikes , bmxs , ragging the boy round parks and cycle tracks . can’t complain though mate , you have to love a kid with their bike . my eldest calls her bikes names , currently she’s dubbed hers Jodie . Last week she opened the garage and her new at Xmas mountain bike was stood there . “there she is “ she said fully deadpan “ old jo” cheeky cow , she’s had it ten months. Yep I feel you, eldest been bouncing about on balance bike forever was a duck to water on push bike got youngest recently peddling and now wifey has fecked it , I'm torn between a bad camo paint job or going out and spunking loads on a new bike but probably the former my initial decision was a proper paint job but without cutting chain and having pedal arms professionally removed I'll probably rough the pink paint up and spend £30 on aerosols for camo, pissed off I didn't get asked tbh , sake I'm to bed . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,474 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Get a chain link breaker or whatever they are called and crank removal tool cheap enough from Halfords She can.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 37 minutes ago, Borr said: Yep I feel you, eldest been bouncing about on balance bike forever was a duck to water on push bike got youngest recently peddling and now wifey has fecked it , I'm torn between a bad camo paint job or going out and spunking loads on a new bike but probably the former my initial decision was a proper paint job but without cutting chain and having pedal arms professionally removed I'll probably rough the pink paint up and spend £30 on aerosols for camo, pissed off I didn't get asked tbh , sake I'm to bed . Put a net over it and spray it ……looks the nuts 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shefflad69 212 Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 My list is endless and my fuse is short 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,727 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 (edited) LED head lamps. Specifically when worn by f*ckwit dog owners. I have seen the rise of fu*kwit dog owners over the last decade or so and have came to accept it. My fault for still living in a place where fuckwit dog owners now inhabit. It did not used to be too bad on the dark mornings and evenings as they were scared to go out in the dark. Until the f*ckwit dog owners got themselves kitted out with LED head torches. I got myself a handheld LED torch last year. Not that it ever gets dark enough to need one, light pollution, moon etc., but as self defence. When I spot another way off the 1st thing I do is to briefly switch mine on to illuminate my dog. The reason to make them aware that if they themselves have a dog that they would not have off the lead in daylight, get it on the lead. Next thing is to find their dog in the lamp, what breed, how big, what potential threat etc. The usual outcome is the f*ckwit dog owner just carries on with their powerful LED head lamp on full blast directed straight at me. More often than not it is just someone with a Labrdoodle or French Bulldog type, so no real harm done. Apart from to my eyes, that's when I use my own LED to blind them. Aye, it f***ing hurts doesn't it? Edited November 2, 2022 by eastcoast censored bad language 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Driving back from fishing tonight, first time in the dark since last winter, reminded me that dipping headlights seems to be optional in France. At best they will dip their lights just as they pass you. A bit like when they put their indicators on after commencing the turn. If you come across a vehicle on the opposite side of a cross roads, just because they aren't indicating doesn't mean that they are going straight across. Just as you set off they will also set off, indicate and cut across you. Same with roundabouts. They will keep their offside indicator on until they have just about left the roundabout, then give a couple of flashes to confirm that they actually meant to turn off. But their best trick is to totally ignore the give way arrows on contraflows then give you a friendly wave for letting them through after you have had to slam the feckin brakes on to avoid colliding with them. You don't find many rissholes and aggressive speeding drivers but by God are they bl00dy useless at the basics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,024 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 The council A popular lay by on the carriageway the bins all ways over flowing. So what do they do. They take the bin away now people just lob there rubbish in the hedge and farmers gate. Well done einstein. Beggars belief Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,458 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, terryd said: The council A popular lay by on the carriageway the bins all ways over flowing. So what do they do. They take the bin away now people just lob there rubbish in the hedge and farmers gate. Well done einstein. Beggars belief That's cutbacks for you Unless they're too busy freelancing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,092 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Bikes on the road in twos ,bless their Lycra shorts ,motherfuckers . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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