Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 What the fukk have I come to?! This is embarrassing! I have just shelled out a Ton and a Half,cold, hard cash ... On the Foxes!!! And I'm stone cold fukking sober and completely aware of what I was doing! Just bought them their Second, 10Kg box of day old chicks. They put me back twenty five a throw. But, then? The box is so fukking big, it completely jams up my little freezer and I really struggle to get my own food in there. So; What's a man to do ....? New fukking freezer's bought and paid for! For the fukking foxes, FFS! I know. I know; I should take myself off to the gun room and do the decent thing But, then; Who'd feed my foxes?! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 You should have plenty of room now you binned bread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Nah. That's another freezer, Ted. I have a small chest freezer, yeah? Then I have this two part, upright fridge freezer. It's a little known fact that fridges actually fukk up and die, if the room gets too cold for them. Anything below 50F is liable to lose you a fridge. So, I had an external thermostat fitted to this one. Now, it switches off in the winter. PITA. But better than having to keep buying fridges - as I actually was! Now, I have my little counter top one in here, for the dogs food. Meat can go absolutely fukking rank, inside a switched off fridge, inside twenty four hours. Dunno why. Goes fukking Green! But, yeah; The box of chicks completely takes up my chest freezer. So, now I've bought a virtually identical second freezer. That'll go in my back room and just hold their chicks and give me and the dogs our own space back. Why I've suddenly stopped with the curry quest, see? No where to fukking store it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,083 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: What the fukk have I come to?! This is embarrassing! I have just shelled out a Ton and a Half,cold, hard cash ... On the Foxes!!! And I'm stone cold fukking sober and completely aware of what I was doing! Just bought them their Second, 10Kg box of day old chicks. They put me back twenty five a throw. But, then? The box is so fukking big, it completely jams up my little freezer and I really struggle to get my own food in there. So; What's a man to do ....? New fukking freezer's bought and paid for! For the fukking foxes, FFS! I know. I know; I should take myself off to the gun room and do the decent thing But, then; Who'd feed my foxes?! Just look at what people spend on a round of golf mate then compare the two and the pleasure you are clearly getting from the fox,s and I’d say your doing ok mate 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 Mother Of God!!! I never saw This coming! Got an alert that the courier was coming by this morning? Yeah. Figured that. My beer gear. No problemmo Went out there and took the big box off the kid. About to wander off when he says; " Oh, and I've got This one for you too ... " I ordered them fukking Yesterday!!! WTF?! My sqeaky clean new freezer isn't due here for a Week, at least! I've Shit my fukking self! Like, what in hell am I gonna do with 10K more of frozen fox feeders??? Talk about 'The Mother Of Invention'! It's amazing what a man can do, under unimaginable pressure. Careers Teacher always told me I should be a Storeman too. Because of my innate eye for packing stuff in, economically: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 You do know this a hunting site don’t you ... 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, socks said: You do know this a hunting site don’t you ... Errrrr ..... Ye Esss. And this is the " General Talk "section of it. And, some of the most hardened and celebrated Field Sportsmen of all time have famously kept foxes and badgers for Pets. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Errrrr ..... Ye Esss. And this is the " General Talk "section of it. And, some of the most hardened and celebrated Field Sportsmen of all time have famously kept foxes and badgers for Pets. No problem let me know a postcode and what time you feed them and I will come and help you 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 You leave my foxes alone! Caught Seiko, my cock pheasant, this morning. Just letting him out and he caught me a fukking beauty on the finger tip! Blood everywhere and it hurt like shit! I thought; " There's fukking gratitude! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 Youd get a lot more in that freezer ,it you defrosted the fkn thing ,apart from that ,well in mate ,vive la difference ,as the Welsh say . 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 I'm afraid you're absolutely fukking bang on the money there, Stan! That poor freezer's practically a fukking ice berg, inside. And, yeah; Defrosting it is absolutely Urgent! Very much on my mind. I'm just waiting to see how shit goes, when this new one arrives? Failing that? I'm thinking of running my hot air gun over the worst of it, round the door? What do you reckon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,465 Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'm afraid you're absolutely fukking bang on the money there, Stan! That poor freezer's practically a fukking ice berg, inside. And, yeah; Defrosting it is absolutely Urgent! Very much on my mind. I'm just waiting to see how shit goes, when this new one arrives? Failing that? I'm thinking of running my hot air gun over the worst of it, round the door? What do you reckon? Go for it ,cos it you defrost it in one go ,sea levels will rise . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 i cant believe you are buying day olds to feed fkn foxes give your head a good shake are you chrwis pweckhum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 'Ouch. I never saw That one coming.' FFS. Day old chicks and sacks of kibble, actually. But, no, Ted. And, by your, obvious, reasoning; I shouldn't feed the wild birds either. Naah. Sorry, mate. I just don't need it any more. Done my share of killing. Doesn't make My dick feel long and hard to blow a hole in anything from a massive distance ~ just because. Been there. Done all that. I've got nothing left to prove. Interesting you felt the urgent compulsion to jump up and try to deride me. But, you crack on Great fun; Watching the discomfiture telling here. Bit like when 'Real Men' get a whiff of The Ghey; Just watch who's first to start ripping his tee shirt and beating his chest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 STAN; Thanks for the nudge, mate! Hot air gun worked a treat! And I only really did the top sides and the smaller compartment. Once I get the big box out, I'll sort the lower part of the main. Good start though! Some fukkin neighbours kid turned up. Weird, snarly faced little kunt with pigtails. Started going on about " How Dare I? " 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.