Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 'Nice dog, mate. Hows he bread' Fukking morons! Anyway, just cleaned one of my freezers out. This one's the top half of the fridge one. It switches off when it gets too cold. That was a month or more back. Doesn't matter. I only had bread in there. Though, that bread's probably been in there a year or two. So will have gone through this cycle before. Unbelievable though! Opening the door was like shoving my whole head up Satans arsehole after he'd had a bad night out! One breath and the old gag reflex gets a hell of a work out! And it's Just fukking Bread! Black, rancid, slimy bread, I'll grant you. Had to shovel it out with a scraper. But, bread none the less. I never imagined bread could smell like that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said: 'Nice dog, mate. Hows he bread' Fukking morons! Anyway, just cleaned one of my freezers out. This one's the top half of the fridge one. It switches off when it gets too cold. That was a month or more back. Doesn't matter. I only had bread in there. Though, that bread's probably been in there a year or two. So will have gone through this cycle before. Unbelievable though! Opening the door was like shoving my whole head up Satans arsehole after he'd had a bad night out! One breath and the old gag reflex gets a hell of a work out! And it's Just fukking Bread! Black, rancid, slimy bread, I'll grant you. Had to shovel it out with a scraper. But, bread none the less. I never imagined bread could smell like that! you really have 'mastered' the art of making your life HARD AS f**k!! 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 It gets Worse, mate! Not that I ever believed it could! I've now left the door open - having wiped the inside to a gleaming white clean. But, Oh! Get a breather full of That every time I pass within range of it! It's fukking unbearable out there! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: It gets Worse, mate! Not that I ever believed it could! I've now left the door open - having wiped the inside to a gleaming white clean. But, Oh! Get a breather full of That every time I pass within range of it! It's fukking unbearable out there! What the f**k are you doing man?! . Got to be honest though, your posts crack me up lol Edited January 12, 2021 by shaaark 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Cut an onion in half put both halves in the freezer part shut the door and in 1 hour the smell will be gone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, socks said: Cut an onion in half put both halves in the freezer part shut the door and in 1 hour the smell will be gone That's the same trick to use when wanting to rid a room of the smell when painting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Yep onion acts like a sponge and pulls in bad odours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Yeah, but ffs deputy, use a different onion when you make your curry later!! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 That's my dilemma! I have only the one, last onion in the place! Decisions. Decisions ...! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,112 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: That's my dilemma! I have only the one, last onion in the place! Decisions. Decisions ...! DON'T DO IT MATE!! ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted January 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, sid g said: cat litter and bread will do the same I threw the fukking bread out, Sid. That was the cause of all this! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) I think that he needs a woman. Can we organise a crowd funding event to buy him a decent woman? Or maybe someone could donate one? Edited January 12, 2021 by Nicepix Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,655 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 You think Bread stinks try a rather large steak that’s been left and defrosted and rotted it’s a whole new level of stench I’ve seen and dealt with some weird shit in my life but I can smell that piece of meat typing this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Wait for a chest freezer to quit with two deer and a moose in it you will be buttering that bread 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,802 Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 After the foot and mouth crisis I was flat out knackering on the forest as people were finding cows and ponies that had been there for ages with nobody about. I was trying to winch em on the truck and just pulling em into pieces. Had to shovel some on board. The pile near the incinerator was so big that once I got to the bottom the bottom carcasses were just skeletons. I've got a strong stomach and actually don't mind the smell of knackers....but rotten food in a broken fridge has a truly grim smell....a rotten steak in a broken fridge is worse than a full rotten cow. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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