Two pups?

[morton 5,367]

2 minutes ago, Black neck said:

We're not worthy

I was an handsome youth,smokeys sister raped me,for months and dj travis made me rich for a week,50p deposit on a glass.

[Penda 3,215]

8 minutes ago, morton said:

I once had the pleasure of shagging one of his castoffs, the cold dark cabin rented to the local cub pack did not make a dent in my vigour.True and when he told me it was his wife,when we later shared a pint in Stanbury made me wary of his intent.The early 80,s in bronte country made men of boys and the lesbians that owned an affinity for the same made life merrier than should have been,at the same time the sister of one of the influential groups of the time took advantage of me,i won,t even tell you about dg travis and when he held a concet above oxenhope.And people think ive never lived.Smokey.

I salute a like minded mush like I said pen should be put to paper no time must be waisted year evaporate quick in these sollum times we are but a glint in a giants eye 

[Penda 3,215]

4 minutes ago, morton said:

I was an handsome youth,smokeys sister raped me,for months and dj travis made me rich for a week,50p deposit on a glass.

Was she a well formed gal or of a light framed lass and did she clean up around the garden area or did she let the foliage take over 

[Black neck 15,161]

5 minutes ago, Penda said:

Was she a well formed gal or of a light framed lass and did she clean up around the garden area or did she let the foliage take over 

Dunt be so crude

[king 11,664]

6 minutes ago, Penda said:

Was she a well formed gal or of a light framed lass and did she clean up around the garden area or did she let the foliage take over 

Some say it looked like 4 pouches of old holborn spread out..

[Penda 3,215]

1 minute ago, king said:

Some say it looked like 4 pouches of old holborn spread out..

In those days it was the norm 

[Penda 3,215]

3 minutes ago, king said:

Some say it looked like 4 pouches of old holborn spread out..

I can only salute the mush who gets stuck in to such things 

[king 11,664]

3 minutes ago, Penda said:

In those days it was the norm 

And what a joy it was seeing half a bottle of timotei being used to lather the old clodge  up.

 

[king 11,664]

2 minutes ago, Penda said:

I can only salute the mush who gets stuck in to such things 

When the bags are full a man's mind can do strange things.

[Penda 3,215]

1 minute ago, king said:

And what a joy it was seeing half a bottle of timotei being used to lather the old clodge  up.

 

The quim is a joy to lather up beer shampoo should be used timotei is to rich you must use something of natural essense 

[Black neck 15,161]

3 minutes ago, Penda said:

The quim is a joy to lather up beer shampoo should be used timotei is to rich you must use something of natural essense 

Ffs 

[king 11,664]

6 minutes ago, Penda said:

The quim is a joy to lather up beer shampoo should be used timotei is to rich you must use something of natural essense 

Yes I agree.but maybe the owner of said clodge could be a very violent pisser.thus the splash back could infuse that deep unmistakable hint of stale piss into the hair follicles.hence the need for a factory blend of shampoo.

[Black neck 15,161]

Oh man I'm out

[Penda 3,215]

2 minutes ago, king said:

Yes I agree.but maybe the owner of said clodge could be a very violent pisser.thus the splash back could infuse that deep unmistakable hint of stale piss into the hair follicles.hence the need for a factory blend on shampoo.

I see the tempo your drumming but you fail to realise the now and again the natural odour is called for as it envokes the true male spirit with in there for making the copulation more vigerous0

[Penda 3,215]

2 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Oh man I'm out

Pussy