Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 42 minutes ago, Blackmag said: If you have thoughts of shagging a paki you need to climb the highest building near you and launch yourself of head first you sick puppy Jawohl, Reichsführer-SS! Umittelbar! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Neobliviscaris1776 said: Depends on whether there was a bottle of single malt in the drinks cabinet or not...and if there was I'd still make sure the curtains were closed. That would definitely be taking one for the team. dont do it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Fukk!!! It's crippled my my fukking Likes button! Just as we were getting one going! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Neobliviscaris1776 said: Depends on whether there was a bottle of single malt in the drinks cabinet or not...and if there was I'd still make sure the curtains were closed. That would definitely be taking one for the team. It's just wrong.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rogerbill 104 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 hours ago, WILF said: Well dance your way to the f***ing doctors and get all those f***ing ailments you keep torturing us with sorted out ! Lol Not as bad as them carp fishing stories mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,463 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Neobliviscaris1776 said: Depends on whether there was a bottle of single malt in the drinks cabinet or not...and if there was I'd still make sure the curtains were closed. That would definitely be taking one for the team. You'd require the assistance of the team to strap the scaffolding board across your back, and lower you feet first into that sarlacc pit, winch on standby 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Neobliviscaris1776 said: Depends on whether there was a bottle of single malt in the drinks cabinet or not...and if there was I'd still make sure the curtains were closed. That would definitely be taking one for the team. With the curtains shut you wouldn't find the mong and could end up shagging the couch which would probably be the better option. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 That Patel looks a nasty one, like you'd hobble away after being violated by her. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,285 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Rogerbill said: Not as bad as them carp fishing stories mate Yeah, fair one ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 11 hours ago, Blackmag said: If you have thoughts of shagging a paki you need to climb the highest building near you and launch yourself of head first you sick puppy She ain't a paki though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neobliviscaris1776 1,998 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 11 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: dont do it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 31 minutes ago, Neobliviscaris1776 said: Wow !! We need something like that. The Christmas 4 pounders have been a bit impeded lately. Where do I find a rocket like that.? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,179 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, sid g said: half the battle for thl survival Aint that the truth!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dougieboy 250 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, Meece said: Wow !! We need something like that. The Christmas 4 pounders have been a bit impeded lately. Where do I find a rocket like that.? Amazon maybe? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neobliviscaris1776 1,998 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 39 minutes ago, Meece said: Wow !! We need something like that. The Christmas 4 pounders have been a bit impeded lately. Where do I find a rocket like that.? New on Amazon, probably get second hand on gumtree Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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