What you drinking.

[Bush Rummager 3,744]

13 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Not had a takeaway in months probably over 6 month cos they are all shite. Done overtime today then got a case of beer on way home. Said I'll relax drink half tonight half with euros tomorrow.  Mrs suggests getting an Indian. I'm against it bit f**k it I've done overtime,  cut the grass, sprayed the weeds had a hard day just get a chicken tikka hoagie and sit and relax I'm thinking. Away she goes to get it I bath the wee boy put him to bed just as she gets back. Open my box just a big pile of dry donner meat. She sees am raging an says ill go sort it. 20 mins later comes back smiling aye got it sorted opened the box. 4 dry lumps of chicken and a pitta bread.  Slam dunked the box into the bin . Grabbed 2 beers into my pocket , 2 in hand and I've went an hours walk round the woods at ours drinking cans like a tramp. 

 

Sorry had to vent

You'll be rummaging in the bin for that chicken when you get home starving!!

[Greb147 6,808]

7 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Wouldn't have been angry if I actually got the food I had ordered .

Indian or Chinky, can't go wrong.

[Jonjon79 13,340]

39 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Not had a takeaway in months probably over 6 month cos they are all shite. Done overtime today then got a case of beer on way home. Said I'll relax drink half tonight half with euros tomorrow.  Mrs suggests getting an Indian. I'm against it bit f**k it I've done overtime,  cut the grass, sprayed the weeds had a hard day just get a chicken tikka hoagie and sit and relax I'm thinking. Away she goes to get it I bath the wee boy put him to bed just as she gets back. Open my box just a big pile of dry donner meat. She sees am raging an says ill go sort it. 20 mins later comes back smiling aye got it sorted opened the box. 4 dry lumps of chicken and a pitta bread.  Slam dunked the box into the bin . Grabbed 2 beers into my pocket , 2 in hand and I've went an hours walk round the woods at ours drinking cans like a tramp. 

 

Sorry had to vent

It's ok, I once lobbed a bean burger at some twat in Mr Cod early 2000s in Reading - I'm sat here now laughing about the way it caught him and span off his head - 3 times I explained how I wanted that f****r.

 ............ six against one when I've had a few isn't easy

[low plains drifter 9,458]

56 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Not had a takeaway in months probably over 6 month cos they are all shite. Done overtime today then got a case of beer on way home. Said I'll relax drink half tonight half with euros tomorrow.  Mrs suggests getting an Indian. I'm against it bit f**k it I've done overtime,  cut the grass, sprayed the weeds had a hard day just get a chicken tikka hoagie and sit and relax I'm thinking. Away she goes to get it I bath the wee boy put him to bed just as she gets back. Open my box just a big pile of dry donner meat. She sees am raging an says ill go sort it. 20 mins later comes back smiling aye got it sorted opened the box. 4 dry lumps of chicken and a pitta bread.  Slam dunked the box into the bin . Grabbed 2 beers into my pocket , 2 in hand and I've went an hours walk round the woods at ours drinking cans like a tramp. 

 

Sorry had to vent

Have a go at these kidder, walk around the woods with one already open, then come back to the patiently waiting

[bell 3,503]

1 hour ago, dytkos said:

Never tried that, living in the South West but seen them on the shelf today in Sainsbury's so I got one.

Like fooking treacle, having to chew the fooker, maybe one beer I chuck down the sink tbh

Cheers, D.

 

Mate, your a southerner....you should have stayed well away 

 

 

[dytkos 17,530]

4 minutes ago, bell said:

Mate, your a southerner....you should have stayed well away 

 

 

Northerner through the first half of my life lol, I like to drink my beer, not chew it.  

I chucked it.

Cheers, D.

[thefensarefarbutistillgo 2,480]

25 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Have a go at these kidder, walk around the woods with one already open, then come back to the patiently waiting

Do you live in the woods 

[FLATTOP 3,655]

1 hour ago, dytkos said:

Never tried that, living in the South West but seen them on the shelf today in Sainsbury's so I got one.

Like fooking treacle, having to chew the fooker, maybe one beer I chuck down the sink tbh

Cheers, D.

 

Good bit of gear that mate stick with it. 

[low plains drifter 9,458]

43 minutes ago, thefensarefarbutistillgo said:

Do you live in the woods 

Have the odd night in the hammock, and get the skillet out

[Greb147 6,808]

3 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Have the odd night in the hammock, and get the skillet out

Have you ever tried having sex in a hammock, stood up.

[low plains drifter 9,458]

42 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Do you drink beers in the woods most weekends ?. Just get a fire on the go and get on it ?

I've got loads of beer, an armchair, a camping chair and a hammock and tarp. I don't drink that much though, I had to tip 40 pints out of a barrel because I didn't drink it in time, even added an extra bag of malt, bet it would have been grand the bugger

[low plains drifter 9,458]

1 minute ago, Greb147 said:

Have you ever tried having sex in a hammock, stood up.

What for?

[low plains drifter 9,458]

9 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Have the odd night in the hammock, and get the skillet out

 

[low plains drifter 9,458]

4 minutes ago, Rusty2 said:

Not judging you drinking mate. Getting beers is brilliant. Just ment do you have an area of woods you can goto and get on it at the weekend ?

It's a few acres of forestry type plantation Sitka spruce growing on an ancient oak wood site, I'm working on restoring it back to a native woods, so plenty to burn, and lots of clearance work

[low plains drifter 9,458]

5 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

 

Hey, look at that short length of seasoned wood in the fire, looks like a varnished wooden dilly