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10 minutes ago, sid g said:

they should  be marked on the back if not there maw and co they used to do london scenes that made 20/5 quid not sure on the date i can have a look through my guides ... 

 

Past your bedtime.

Cheers, D.

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I would like that, Stan. I'd take it. Find the c**t who produced it. Beat them viciously round the head with it till it shattered - the tiles, not their head.

Then, Jason Bourne like, I'd grab a heavy copy of Dickens' " Oliver Twist " and proceed to slam it against their eyes. Alternating, of course.

Finally? I'd pin a note to their blood stained breast, saying: " You have been nominated and dealt with. Because even Crookshank got it more historically correct than you. You fukking illiterate, never been near Dickens in your life prick! ".

 

Well, I wouldn't, actually. I might ask Socks if he could, for me, though. I haven't got the balls or the energy for all that any more.

But, I still wouldn't let that fukking travesty in my place. I'm edjucated and well red! Not a fukking palastine.

No ofense, Stan.

(" Nice dog, mate. Hows it bread? " Give me fukking strength!!!)

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