green lurchers 16,369 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: Over here they don’t say “Bacon Sandwhich” .......they say “Rasher Sandwhich” !.........if you ask for a bacon Sandwhich they look at you like you are from another planet ! Drives me mental ! Some other things that get on my nerves are “Tip” instead of “Kick off” ! ”Free out” instead of “Free Kick” And my particular hatred “Kick it long, kick it long” screamed over and over and over again when ever anyone except a centre forward has the ball ! Moley bye bye bbbbbbbbbbbb bye 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, walshie said: I like to use long words even if I don't know what they mean. They make me sound lateritious. Trish has told you that you don't know any ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, twobob said: Trish has told you that you don't know any ffs That's unpossible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Walshie your a twat how's trish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 31 minutes ago, twobob said: Walshie your a twat how's trish She's good thanks mate. She's loved being on lockdown with me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Ye I bet she has 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,463 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 On 15/11/2020 at 20:58, jetro said: Does he not exist during the day LOL Atb j Shift work and zero hour contracts can Be the very devil You know ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,184 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 9 hours ago, gnasher16 said: In no particular order.... Anyone who starts a sentence, " So", ...................................Fukc off prick !! " Alright fella "............................... no just call me mate like you,ve done the last 30 years you daft cnut " Enjoy ".................................. finish your sentence you silly bitch. " Can i get a ".........................no you prat you're not American we say can i have a. " And he was like,she was like,it was like ".......................Fukc off you wanker. " Oh my God,Oh my God,Oh my God ".........................Cnut ! " You got this "....................Cnut ! " Corvid ".........................Cnut ! .... all of those above.. Mate is my go to for everyone... Bud, chum, fella, geezer....or even worse "hello geez"....I mean who actually thinks that sounds cool or even ok...geez....lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,184 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 8 hours ago, shaaark said: Not a modern saying, but, 'don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs'. What's that all about? My old man says shit like... "Never nudge your granny when she's shaving with a fork".. I mean in anyones world what does that mean?? Or "Never push your granny off a bus" .....erm what... I swear I've heard them since a kid and have no idea the relevance or meaning... Or... "If your granny had balls she'd be your grandad".... Err....OK.. The other one is more my mother when I was a kid... "Careful you'll have someone's eye out with that" Its a tennis ball mum, how the f**k would a tennis ball take someone's eye out?? What about... "You'll be for the high jump" Why is that anything to do with being in trouble? Not new sayings, like "you get me"...God I hate that one... but old sayings that still.make no sense to me 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, NEWKID said: "Careful you'll have someone's eye out with that" Harold Godwinson. Hastings. October 14th, 1066. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,133 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, NEWKID said: My old man says shit like... "Never nudge your granny when she's shaving with a fork".. I mean in anyones world what does that mean?? Or "Never push your granny off a bus" .....erm what... I swear I've heard them since a kid and have no idea the relevance or meaning... Or... "If your granny had balls she'd be your grandad".... Err....OK.. The other one is more my mother when I was a kid... "Careful you'll have someone's eye out with that" Its a tennis ball mum, how the f**k would a tennis ball take someone's eye out?? What about... "You'll be for the high jump" Why is that anything to do with being in trouble? Not new sayings, like "you get me"...God I hate that one... but old sayings that still.make no sense to me Love loads of old sayings. But HATE all this modern 'americanism' shite that gets bandied about by loads of people these days. And it's not just the youngsters. I 'fear the worst' ............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 hours ago, NEWKID said: .... all of those above.. Mate is my go to for everyone... Bud, chum, fella, geezer....or even worse "hello geez"....I mean who actually thinks that sounds cool or even ok...geez....lol Don't forget chap. Alright chap? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) I was working in Hull a long time ago, they call everyone "duck", confusion was prompt as when asked in the local chippy "do you want salt on vinegar on that DUCK" I reminded her I'd ordered fish? Edited November 17, 2020 by Gav 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 hours ago, NEWKID said: My old man says shit like... "Never nudge your granny when she's shaving with a fork".. I mean in anyones world what does that mean?? Or "Never push your granny off a bus" .....erm what... I swear I've heard them since a kid and have no idea the relevance or meaning... Or... "If your granny had balls she'd be your grandad".... Err....OK.. The other one is more my mother when I was a kid... "Careful you'll have someone's eye out with that" Its a tennis ball mum, how the f**k would a tennis ball take someone's eye out?? What about... "You'll be for the high jump" Why is that anything to do with being in trouble? Not new sayings, like "you get me"...God I hate that one... but old sayings that still.make no sense to me A lot of old saying didn't make sense like believe you me or it's raining cats and dogs/ carry on crying I will give you something to cry for/ was you born in a barn shut the door /waste not want not /don't fix it if it's not broken /and thats how the ball bounces there a few I remember 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 hours ago, NEWKID said: "Never push your granny off a bus" .....erm what... My kids still sing that in Gaelic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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