Accip74 7,112 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Don’t kill your granny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,172 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 28 minutes ago, Accip74 said: Don’t kill your granny I bet Eddy Kemper wished he had heeded that advice ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,582 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 (edited) In no particular order.... Anyone who starts a sentence, " So", ...................................Fukc off prick !! " Alright fella "............................... no just call me mate like you,ve done the last 30 years you daft cnut " Enjoy ".................................. finish your sentence you silly bitch. " Can i get a ".........................no you prat you're not American we say can i have a. " And he was like,she was like,it was like ".......................Fukc off you wanker. " Oh my God,Oh my God,Oh my God ".........................Cnut ! " You got this "....................Cnut ! " Corvid ".........................Cnut ! Edited November 16, 2020 by gnasher16 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 4,924 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: " Corvid ".........................Cnut ! Nearly choked on my tea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,109 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 7 hours ago, ginger beard said: Hun or babe when referring to women. Attila the pig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,109 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 3 hours ago, eastcoast said: Pronounced litchly Probably, pronounced prolly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,109 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Not a modern saying, but, 'don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs'. What's that all about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: " Can i get a ".........................no you prat you're not American we say can i have a. Yep. That one's definitely a cue to attack! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,814 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, shaaark said: Probably, pronounced prolly Pacific instead of specific 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: " Can i get a ".........................no you prat you're not American we say can i have a. The Aussies use that one as well. First time I visited my son we went to get some fish and chips he used that to start to order. I said "What the fcuks that all about?" He said he hadn't realised he had picked it up. The shop we were in clearly stated on the front "Fish & Chips", but he ordered fries. I questioned him again and he told me chips out there are crisps despite it saying chips outside. You would think they would take on the traits of the old motherland, but I found it more Americanised. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,109 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, South hams hunter said: Pacific instead of specific I like my sardines, specifically from the pacific, defiantly, yeah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,560 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 not a saying but people who type in there accent 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,582 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Not to ridicule the poor black man but why the f**k cant blacks say the word " ASK " ???........why is it always " ARKS " " I arksed him 3 times "....no you dopey cnut you asked him 3 times. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 I once used the word ostensibly at work in a brief and turned round to 8 lads shaking their heads at me . that was the end of that . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, shaaark said: Not a modern saying, but, 'don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs'. What's that all about? Perhaps its meaning is getting lost in time as few people nowadays literally suck eggs. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. You could reverse the procedure and blow out the contents also. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture. hope this helps Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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